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Nothin' good comes cheaply
Need to pay your share
Sick of I.O.U.'s, believe me
The end result i-is too dea-ear

Ho-ow cheap are you-ou, bud?
Hate to cause commotio-ion
Must be spoken, i-it's true
Ho-ow cheap are you-ou, bud?
Stretchin' money farther
It's not "smarter", you-ou prick
Ho-ow cheap are you-ou, bu-u-u-u-u-u-ud?
Ho-ow cheap are you-ou, bu-u-u-u-u-u-ud?
Ho-ow cheap are you-ou, bud?
Goin' through the motions
Promise broken a-again
Ho-ow cheap are you-ou, bud?

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Ho-ow cheap are you-ou, bud?
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Just lend me a fiver
Kinda strapped for cash, mmm-mmm-mmm-mm
Why does the act make you squeamish?
Know for a fact you-ou're not ski-int

Ho-ow cheap are you-ou, bu-u-ud?
Curb your paranoia-a
'Fore I haul rocks a-at you
Ho-ow cheap are you-ou, bud?
Such a money hoarder
I'm not for it, you-ou git
Ho-ow cheap are you-ou, bu-u-u-u-u-u-ud?
Ho-ow cheap are you-ou, bu-u-u-u-u-u-ud?
Ho-ow cheap are you-ou, bu-u-ud?
Dunno why I'm hopi-in'
That you'll open u-up, twit
Ho-ow cheap are you-ou, bud?

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Ah-ah-ah-ooh-ooh
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Ho-ow cheap are you-ou, bu-u-ud?
Ah-ah-ah-ooh-ooh
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Ho-ow cheap are you-ou, bu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ud?

Each time you cheap me out, I think you can't get cheaper
But I should know by now you'll always get more cheap
And though your Scrooge McDuck cash tank keeps gettin' deeper
You still refuse to hand out more than ten cents, geez (ho-ow cheap are you-ou, bu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ud?)
The things I need cash for aren't big deals, I'll concede it
But that's not why your reactions make me so peeved (ho-ow cheap are you-ou, bu-u-ud?)
You seem opposed to any sort of gift, I'm seein' (what a to-otal smu-ug prick)
A giant stick crammed up your butt, ho-ow cheap are you-ou, bud?

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Ho-ow cheap are you-ou, bu-u-ud?
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Ho-ow cheap are you-ou, bu-u-ud?

At this point, for your stingy ass to become cheaper
You'd demand your remainin' friends to pay a fee (ho-ow cheap are you-ou, bu-u-ud?)
Just for the "pleasure" of your countenance, I'm seethin'
Although for some reason, you still lend DVD's