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Song Parodies -> "Falling Down From Peels"

Original Song Title:

"G.D.F.R."

Original Performer:

Flo Rida ft. Sage the Gemini & Lookas

Parody Song Title:

"Falling Down From Peels"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "50 Shades of Pop" self-challenge. One man's war against the old banana peel gag.
This crap always happens to me
Although it sounds like a bad comedy
I should look where I'm puttin' my shoes
Cause these banana leftovers make them loose
I-I'm fallin' down from peels
Keep fallin' down from peels
I-I'm fallin' down from peels

My word, it really hurts, I'm sent flyin'
Hate when I skate
Across the floor, why are there all these piles
Of smelly, rotten old bananas?
It's not F-U-N-N-Y
Go in the rubbish, green rubbish
Compost, cause I've tried
To arch my legs up, avoid them but
Not one in the road, it's a whole clump
I know that I'm not the sole klutz
I've heard lots of "Whoa!"s then a loud thump
So which asshole spread these things all over?
I hope that it wasn't done while sober
Can't hate pranks done when one was drunk
But I'm still sick of slippin' up

Gotta be one mad employee
Who thinks this is the height of comedy
The hospital disagrees with you
I've broken bones from stair falls thanks to this fruit
I-I'm fallin' down from peels
Keep fallin' down from peels
Medical bills are not cheap
I-I'm fallin' down from peels (yeah)

I thought the slippery banana
Thing was disproved on Mythbusters
But I guess these ones are coated
In a ton of lube or somethin'
C-Cause just one starts me slidin'
In a second, I'll be glidin'
Can't grab somethin' with my hand
The whiplash might leave me spineless
Fall on my butt, eugh
Need a clean up cause this gross stuff
That's coverin' the floor
Got on my new suit, that sucks
I thought "mad nonsense" wasn't life's genre
My hair's coated with this scungy
Stuff, I need a hard vodka

What happened to this company?
Once had respect, now there's none to be seen
Because one of us is such a tool
That they keep coverin' the halls in old fruit
W-We're fallin' down from peels
Keep fallin' down from peels
W-We're fallin' down from peels
Keep fallin' down from peels
W-We're fallin' down from peels

Trippin', fallin', hate it, stop it, ooh
Quit it, want this bullshit halted, uh
Skiddin' (skiddin') on it (on it)
Wasted (wasted) product (product), ooh
Friggin' (friggin') stop it (stop it)
Hate it

Hate fallin' down from peels
Keep fallin' down from peels
H-Hate fallin' down from peels
Keep fallin' down from peels
H-Hate fallin' down from peels

I get the sneaking suspicion that the only reason Sage the Gemini is on this song is so that Flo Rida sounds more interesting and energetic by comparison.

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