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Song Parodies -> "Thank You, Steven Rogers"

Original Song Title:

"Midnight Train to Georgia"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gladys Knight & the Pips

Parody Song Title:

"Thank You, Steven Rogers"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

When Captain America throws his mighty shiiiiiiield, all those who chose to oppose his shield must yiiiiiiiiield...
Mmm-mmm, he was
Once a weed of a man, a shrimp of a man, he couldn't hack it
But a good heart inside, mmm, that much we know, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
A super serum, one super serum and you'll find
He's saved all mankind, ooh-ooh-ooh, comic science works
It worked to turn that tyke into a huge blo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oke

Ass-ki-ickin' (kickin')
Gotta thank you, Steven Rogers (throwin' 'round that special shie-ie-ield)
Mmm, yeah
Patriotic man (kick Nazi behinds)
Never leavin' men behind (okay, there was that one time)
That's who he is (but that just proves he's still human, right?)
Keeps on fightin' (you know he will)
Gotta thank you, Steven Rogers (kickin' all the ass, that Steven Rogers)
Hey-hey-eh-hey-eh-hey-eh-hey-eh (woo-woo)
When Captain America-a-a (America) finds you, you're on borrowed ti-ime
One word and his shield goes up your no-ose

He got fro-ozen (fro-ozen)
Ooh, fightin' o-off that damn Red Skull
That guy's such scum, Hitler said he's too much
And we all found out the sa-ad wa-ay
It's hard to ta-a-ake down Steve, true (no red or white, just blue)
Oh no, uh-uh (uh-uh, no, uh-uh)
He's still punchin' out do-opes (woo, woo, woo-ooh-hoo)
With his mu-uscles so-o-o-o-o-o friggi-in' ha-ard, mmm (woo, woo-ooh, woo-ooh-hoo)
But at times he still pines for the people he once knew
Oh yes he does, his heart is good

Oh-oh, still ki-ickin' (kickin')
Gotta thank you, Steven Rogers (tossin' 'round that special shie-ie-ield)
Mmm, yeah
Whether common crooks, small-time, ooh (thumpin' them, good times)
To doomsday threats, he's fine (he's not a dumbass, he'll find)
Ooh, yeah (a way to shut down the bomb in time)
He'll never surrende-e-er (like hell he will)
Gotta thank you, Steven Ro-ogers (kickin' ev'ry ass, that Steven Rogers)
Yeah-eah-eah-eah, woo (woo-woo)
Cause Captain A-America (America) will beat any fool in cri-ime
Tries not to kill unless he has to-o

Ooh, face-pu-unchin' (punchin')
Gotta thank you, Steven Rogers (flingin' 'round that special shie-ie-ield)
Yeah, ooh y'all
By his ethics, he'll stand by (never let them die)
Hard to say he-e-e's not right (sure, okay, Tony Stark might)
Ooh y'all, uh-huh (he's a complicated man, alright?)
Not scared to say what sti-i-inks (you know he will)
Pri-incipled man, Steve Rogers (he's not a flip-flop, that Steven Rogers)
Yeah-eah-eah, yeah-eah-heh-eh-heh-eh-heh-eh (woo-woo)
Trust Captain America-a-a (America) will know how to make things ri-ight
Might take a speech or whacks to the do-ome (oh-oh-heh-eh-eh-heh-eh)

Watch out (watch out) for his punch (what a punch), Captain America
Hell no (he won't), won't give up (give it up), he's the one called Captain America
Watch out (watch out), such a punch (for his punch), uh-huh, Captain America
He'll serve (he won't) our world (give it up), no jerk (Captain America), it's a fact to know
We don't (watch out) deserve (for his punch) his work (Captain America), we'll still take it, though
He'll punch out foes (he won't), ka-bam! Like so (give it up), no sweat, hell no (Captain America), hey
He'll never go (watch out) away, hell no (for his punch), mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm (Captain America)
Our world (he won't) he'll serve (give it up), his death (Captain America) won't slow
His friends all know (watch out) he won't stop, no (for his punch), oh (Captain America), just watch him go

I've been wanting to write a parody about the Star-Stangled Man with a Plan for a while now. Not a lot of words rhyme with "America", you know. Or "Rogers".

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