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Song Parodies -> "Journals"

Original Song Title:

"Circles"

Original Performer:

Post Malone

Parody Song Title:

"Journals"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Run Away" self-challenge. Lots of things can distract you in a video game. Sidequests, minigames, the RNG hating your ass, but then there's this guy...
Oh, oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

Gunnin' the bad guys down, lootin' all that I've found
Might be the bad guy now, plot's not progressed far, how?
Seems there's a real flair with how this game writes
The in-universe books, notes and other shite

Hard to play when this stuff is gold
Ev'ry page, a sight to behold
Thumb away, I keep thumbin' through journals
Thumb away, thumb away, I know I should do somethin'
I think the world's soon endin', but that bullcrap can wait
Thumb away, I keep thumbin' through journals
Thumb away, thumb away, thumb away

Think so, ask me if this has purpose, well, I think so
I did hope that there were puzzle clues inside the thick tomes
Had to be somethin' special, special
To justify the shitload, the shitload
But the answer was "hell no" (was "hell no")
Book readin' once had purpose, but I let it go, let it go

Less a game for me, don't care, bro
Readin' pages since I pressed go
Thumb away, I keep thumbin' through journals
Thumb away, thumb away, game wants me to do somethin'
But I say "Nah, screw that shit, this lore right here's too great"
Thumb away, I keep thumbin' through journals
Thumb away, thumb away, thumb away

Most gamers can understand what I'm goin' through
It's not just me, all got time to lose
One day, I might do all the quests I need to do
For now, it seems that's a "no"

This one save file looks overblown
The "quest stage" part is threadbare, bro
Thumb away, I keep thumbin' through journals
Thumb away, thumb away, game hints I should do somethin'
I'll get to that soon once this bookshelf's done, so just wait
Thumb away, I keep thumbin' through journals
Thumb away, thumb away, thumb away

I don't really do this, but I do still pick up every single book to throw them in a chest in my in-game house. So many duplicates...

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