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Song Parodies -> "How'd I Hide It? I Munched It"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Like It, I Love It"

Original Performer:

Flo Rida ft. Robin Thicke & Verdine White

Parody Song Title:

"How'd I Hide It? I Munched It"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2015 self-challenge. Quick! You need to hide the world-saving MacGuffin before the giant robot steps on you! Whaddya do?
Eh
Eh
Eh

How'd I-I hide it? I munched it, munched it, munched it, uh-oh (eh)
My sto-oma-ach hurts
Had to-o stash it (eh) somewhere no-one would find it (eh), uh-oh (eh)
I panicked, so it we-ent down my throat
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo (eh) doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
How'd I (eh) hide it (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)?
We-e-ell (eh), I-I munched it (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo (eh) doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
How'd I (eh) hide it (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)?
We-e-ell (eh), I-I munched it (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)

All right, let's play catch up (eh)
Questions you're bound to ask are: (eh)
"What did you scarf like crackers (eh)?
Why did you think that would confuse the trackers?"
I'll be honest, wasn't thinkin' right (eh)
Wrecks your thought process runnin' for your life (eh)
Damn MacGuffin found it's place to hide (eh)
Inside, inside
How'd I hide it? I munched it (eh)
Had to trick my tongue, think that it was choc'late (eh)
It's made of metal, so I couldn't crunch it (eh)
I gulped it, straight gulped it
It's okay, that's one fact I recall, that's right (eh)
That ball of metal coils' all right (eh)
Indestructible, so that's all just fine (eh)
Doesn't mean it's real pleasant, bud

How'd I-I hide it? I munched it, munched it, munched it, uh-oh
My gu-ut sti-ill hurts
Had to-o stash it a place no-one could find it, uh-oh
I had to unhinge my-y jaw like so
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo (eh) doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
How'd I (eh) hide it (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)?
We-e-ell (eh), I-I munched it (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo (eh) doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
How'd I (eh) hide it (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)?
We-e-ell (eh), I-I munched it (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)

Know my plan was stupid (eh)
On a time crunch here, I knew this (eh)
And yet I swallowed it, was I not lucid (eh)?
Cause now the plan's at least ten kinds of useless
Only quick fix involves such gore (eh)
That most none of my teammates will go for (eh)
Dark Emperor might, that's my point, dork (eh)
My fault we're borked, really borked
How'd I hide it? I munched it (eh)
Had no leg strength with which to punt it (eh)
And that giant robot from which I'm runnin' (eh)
Is way too damn thick for my punchin'
To the base, I was not close to throw (eh)
I couldn't smash the thing, hell no, won't go (eh)
Got a laxative? Yeah, I know it's gross (eh)
Deal with it, clock's tickin', bud

How'd I-I hide it? I munched it, munched it, munched it, uh-oh
My be-elly-y hurts
Had to-o stash it where no bad dudes could find it, uh-oh
Second worst thing that's bee-en down my throat
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo (eh) doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
How'd I (eh) hide it (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)?
We-e-ell (eh), I-I munched it (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo (eh) doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
How'd I (eh) hide it (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)?
We-e-ell (eh), I-I munched it (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)

Quickest regret ever, bro (bada, bada, badabadabada)
Really hurt slidin' down my throat (bada, bada, oh-oh-oh)
More than the fact that now we're boned (bada, bada, badabadabada)
I feel the acid risin' (bada, bada, oh, oh-oh)
Gotta wait for a fe-ew days (bada, bada, badabadabada)
'Til this MacGuffin gets throu-ough, mate (bada, bada)
It might smell like poo-oo, lame (bada, bada)
We can hide it, we can hide it, ooh!

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo (fai-ailed hidin', eh) doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
How'd I (eh) hide it (fai-ailed hidin') (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)?
We-e-ell (eh), I-I munched it (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo) (ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh)
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo (eh) doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
How'd I (eh) hide it (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo) (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)?
We-e-ell (eh), I-I munched it (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo) (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo (eh) doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
How'd I (eh) hide it (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo) (fai-ailed hidin')?
We-e-ell (eh), I-I munched it (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo) (I bo-o-otched i-it)
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, doo-doo (eh) doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
How'd I (eh) hide it (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo)?
We-e-ell (eh), I-I munched it (doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo) (I bo-o-otched i-it)

We also would've not excepted "jam it up your arse".

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