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Song Parodies -> "Ignore You"

Original Song Title:

"Adore You"

Original Performer:

Harry Styles

Parody Song Title:

"Ignore You"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Something to Believe In" self-challenge. Whoever came up with "just ignore it, it'll go away" needs a swift kick in the patoot.
You've set up residence inside (deep inside)
The very corner of my eye (either eye)
Thinkin' I'll give you any time, shouldn't believe it
All the words you say to bug me
I'll try to display nothin'
Though you are a pain, no lie, buddy

Ah-ah-ah-ah
Won't waste time to retort you
Just let me ignore you, no buddy
Ah-ah-ah-ah
No snappy comeback for you
Just let me ignore you
Nothin' you say will sting, wish that was true
Although it always stings, it can't seep through

Who said "Don't think 'bout them"? Such lies (utter lies)
You hear "don't think of speedo'd mice" and soon you'll see it
Always in my head, you bug me
Even when you're sayin' nothin'
Just your face can break my mind, buddy

Ah-ah-ah-ah
It's clear that I abhor you
Just let me ignore you, no buddy
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Won't have reactions for you
Just let me ignore you
Hopin' if nothin' sticks, at least in view
Then the hell off, you'll piss, I need no you

Man, I really wish I could ditch you
You're a big pain in my ass, it's true
As hard as I think of things not you
You're there with a dick joke, maybe two
Of all of the things real hard to do
Why must it be this? 'Cause I hate you
No, I will not dim down that, it's true
You're a giant dick, wish you'd go screw

Ah
Stop it, I implore you
Just let me ignore you, no buddy
Ah-ah-ah-ah
Got no new swear words for you
Just let me ignore you
How can you think we're friends? I'm so confused (you want my attention? That won't do)
Ah-ah-ah-ah (come off as the biggest kind of douche)
Made it clear I deplore you (no way I would sit and hang with you)
Just let me ignore you, no buddy
Ah-ah-ah-ah (wanna push this dickhead out my view)
No buddy (by pure force of will, that's hard to do)
Wish I had a brick for you (just a small skull split, no large blood pool)
Just let me ignore you (but the way I sweat, I feel the fool)

Oh-oh-oh, ho-oh-oh-oh, oh, honey
Oh-oh, ho-oh-oh-oh, just let me ignore you
Douchiest elephant that's in the room

I just realised as I'm submitting this that I botched the Last Week Tonight reference with the speedo'd mice. That was hamsters in speedos, my bad. Oh, well, either way, that's all you're thinking about now.

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