-> "Dancin' Hurts My Feet"
Original Song Title:
"Dancin' In the Streets"
Parody Song Title:
"Dancin' Hurts My Feet"
The Lyrics
Dancin', dancin', dancin' hurts my feet
Dancin', dancin', dancin' hurts my feet
I don't like to be-e the jerk
Refusin' to get down to-o the beat
Drums a-are great and the ba-ass is fine
But dancin' hurts my feet
Can't dance the cha cha cha-a, no-o
O-Or the Charlesto-on, please
I can't Dougie
Sou-ounds like qui-uite the stupid e-excuse, this
But it's true, not fa-alse, I swea-ear
Feet are achin' and swollen, think one's broken
Yeah, dancin' hurts my feet
Don't look at my soles, cause I swear
Sight will make you rip your hai-air
So you'll just have to take my word
That the slightest Frug will hurt
Dancin', dancin', dancin' hurts my feet
Dancin', dancin', dancin' hurts my feet
Stop the interrogation, won't be breakin'
Swear my toes will bleed
These aren't lies that I'm sayin', ain't evadin'
Swear dancin' hurts my feet
Can't shimmy or step, oka-ay?
No Gangnam Style for me now
I can't show my dancin's shitty
Di-idn't say that, prove it, i-it's stupid
Can tear up dance floo-oors, I swea-ear
I can pop it and lock it and gavotte it
But dancin' hurts my feet
Say there's no proof of it out there?
Of my pain and skills, you swea-ear?
Ah, c'mon, that's a lie, you're the jerk
For not buyin' my true words
Dancin', dancin', dancin' hurts my feet
Prancin', prancin', prancin' hurts my feet
Dancin', dancin', dancin' makes me bleed
Prancin', prancin', prancin's not for me
Dancin', dancin', dancin' hurts my feet
Prancin', prancin', prancin might kill me
Dancin', dancin', dancin' hates my feet
Prancin', prancin', prancin's stupid, see
Dancin', dancin', dancin' hurts my feet
Prancin', prancin', prancin's my best feat
Dancin', dancin', dancin's great for me
Prancin', prancin', prancin' hurts my feet
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