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Song Parodies -> "Addicted to Butts"

Original Song Title:

"Addicted to Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Robert Palmer

Parody Song Title:

"Addicted to Butts"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Sometimes comic artists need to be honest with themselves about why they draw what they draw.
You like to draw, you're not alone
But I-I feel you need growth
Cause you tend to just draw babes
With spines that twist and tiny waists
You give me (oh-ooh) a dumb screed
"It's my sty-yle, don't judge me-e"
I've heard that tripe near ev'ry week
From big artists to random dweebs

Oh-ooh-ooh, you-ou-ou like to think that it's just ha-appenstance, bud, oh yeah-eah-eah
You can't hide from the truth as to what your pencil loves
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to butts

The problem's ri-ight where all can see
You frame the a-a-ass too visibly
And, you see, because you try-y-y
To cram butts in all of the time, the mood can't shine
If ev'ry page
Has no focu-u-u-us upo-on their damn fa-a-ace
All these butts, they see-eem cru-ude
Yes, I mind, why don't you?

Oh-ooh-ooh, you-ou-ou claim the cheesecake is what ma-akes the big bucks, oh yeah-eah-eah
I-I-I-I've checked with research groups and they say that's utter bunk
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to butts
Mi-ight as well face it, you're addicted to bu-u-utts
Mi-ight as well face it, you're addicted to bu-u-utts (ooh-ooh, yeah-eah-eah)
Mi-ight as well face it, you're addicted to bu-u-utts
Mi-ight as well face it, you're addicted to bu-u-utts
Mi-ight as well face it, you're addicted to bu-u-utts

Gee-eez, yeah-eah-eah

Yet you won't sto-o-op, pass the blame o-o-on
Claim i-i-it's what the fans wa-ant
That may be, but I'd opi-ine
Twelve-year-old kids aren't all that bri-ight

Oh-ooh-oh-ooh, you need to own up and stop passin' the bu-uck, oh yeah-eah-eah
I-I-I-It's best to tell the truth, admit to what part you love
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to butts
Mi-ight as well face it, you're addicted to bu-u-utts
Mi-ight as well face it, you're addicted to bu-u-utts (ooh-ooh, yeah-eah-eah)
Mi-ight as well face it, you're addicted to bu-u-utts
Mi-ight as well face it, you're addicted to bu-u-utts
Mi-ight as well face it, you're addicted to bu-u-utts
Mi-ight as well face it, you're addicted to bu-u-utts
Mi-ight as well face it, you're addicted to bu-u-utts
Mi-ight as well face it, you're addicted to bu-u-utts

To say that this describes a number of popular comic book artists would a broad generalisation and I would never do that. Besides, a lot of 'em are also seemingly addicted to jugs.

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