-> "I Don't Want to Use Tools"
Original Song Title:
"I Don't Want to Lose You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Don't Want to Use Tools"
The Lyrics
I know I often make posts to complain
That I keep losin' my lives too quickly
I'd like help to beat this game
But right now, it seems that you've all tricked me
I thought this forum here would help me out
But then this forum's citizenship disclosed
Great tips to hack the game's code, no doubt
But that's not what I'm askin' for, you know
I don't wanna use tools
I don't wanna use the debug mode, that's cheatin' now
Don't wanna use tools
Because I would like to simply get by
This stupid part without cheats, sounds so lame
I don't wanna use tools
I hate to die, it's my constant state
Thought hardcore gamers could crush this in their sleep
I won't program in save states
Or whatever you want to force from me
I don't wanna use tools
I don't wanna use some GameShark or whatever now
Don't wanna use tools
I'm not gonna type cheat codes or the like
So why would I hack now, hack now?
I do wonder if I up and misclicked
But checkin' the title of this board, bud
"Simple Game Tips"? That definition works
If you speedrun like wow, but
I don't wanna use tools
I don't wanna use more laptops than I can buy now
Don't wanna use tools
Just don't wanna die for the umpteenth time (sick of bein' shot down)
I don't wanna use tools
I don't wanna use up my bucks, don't have a lot now
Don't wanna use tools
I don't wanna fry my only hard drive (don't want it to break down)
I don't wanna use tools
I don't wanna use what you all think is legit now
Don't wanna use tools
Call me a noob, fine, if that's all, goodbye
I don't wanna use tools
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 5.0 | |
How Funny: | 5.0 | |
Overall Rating: | 5.0 | |
|
Total Votes: | 1 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 5 | | 1 | |
| 1 | |
| 1 | |
|