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Song Parodies -> "Peas, So Gross"

Original Song Title:

"Please Don't Go"

Original Performer:

Mike Posner

Parody Song Title:

"Peas, So Gross"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Dude doesn't like peas. Pretty basic, huh?
Upon my plate, do I spy
That one food I hate? Great, I'm right
No, I will not eat 'em up, I'll flick off
Cause I'll throw up if I ingest, I shit not
And that's not even if I swallow, when my lips touch
Yeah, I will be retchin', retchin'

I hate peas, so gross
There's no way that I'll swallow these green balls right here
You should know that I feel the way I do
I can't eat 'em, I've tried, dude
I hate peas, so gross, gross, gross, gross
Friggin' peas, so gross, gross, gross, gross
Stupid peas, so gross, gross, gross, gross
I hate peas, bro, I hate peas, bro

I hate peas, don't try to say "Eat your veg"
Rest of 'em are okay, I'll eat them
Carrots? I'll crunch 'em all up, beans get nommed
Lettuce? I'll eat the whole damn head, I kid not
I'll eat potatoes, even broccoli, the list's long
Yeah, but where it's endin', endin'

Is at peas, so gross
Any sauce that they wallow in creates a fear
That, like rogues, will clean sneak into my food
And I'll probably die, dude
I hate peas, so gross, gross, gross, gross
Bloody peas, so gross, gross, gross, gross
Heinous peas, so gross, gross, gross, gross
I hate peas, bro, I hate peas, bro
I hate peas, bro

They're disgustin', I won't swallow
Balls of nothin', plain and hollow
Can't I have pumpkin? If I swallow
These, I'll need buckets, yours, I'll borrow

I hate peas, so gross (peas, so gross)
Always bring me such sorrow, hate to eat in tears
Up your nose (oh-ooh-oh-whoa) is where I think you'll find, dude (change your, change your)
Those things, best change your mind, douche (please change your mind, douche)
I hate peas, so gross, gross, gross, gross
Don't want peas, so gross, gross, gross, gross (won't eat these, leave these)
Ditch those peas, so gross, gross, gross, gross
I hate peas, bro, I hate peas, bro
I hate peas, throw out that tray

Just like my anti-brussels sprouts parody, this isn't based on my personal dislike, but rather on that of a family member (in this case, my brother).

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