Real all-powerful tool that any villain could use
So we must keep it safe, it's how we get our pay
Worked on this plan all night so it should be tight
Not one hole I can see, yeah, this will be easy
This is gonna work now, you won't see the world end, nosiree
No damn way that this won't work out, yes, we'll save that...something

I wrote down, wrote down, wrote down the whole script
For how we'll find and defend it
I don't, I don't, don't know what it is
But we need that something
That powerful...something

Was it shaped like a ball? Did it have buttons at all?
I'm still pretty sure of its size but that's all, not right
Sure, it's true I wrote down this MacGuffin's final hidin' place
But I know its got fakes laid out, could grab the wrong...something

Must work out, work out, work out the diff'rence
Between the lies and the real shit
I don't, I don't, don't know what it is
But we need that something
Can't fail now, fail now, fail now, the bad guy
Might have not screwed up, got it right
I don't, I don't, don't know what it is
But we need that something
That powerful...something

Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh, oh-ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh, we need that something
Pull out, pull out, pull out ev'rything
We ever wrote about that thing

Must work out, work out, work out what it is (yeah)
Before we end up in deep shit
I don't, I don't, don't know what it is
But we need that something (oh-ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh)
I hope now, hope now, hope now it's no lie (that it's no lie)
"Real power's inside"? Waste of time (oh-ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh)
I don't, I don't, don't know what it is
But we need that something
That powerful...something