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Song Parodies -> "Fallacy"

Original Song Title:

"Clarity"

Original Performer:

Zedd feat. Foxes

Parody Song Title:

"Fallacy"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Living The Fantasy Supplemental" self-challenge. Ah, logical fallacies. One of the most common things to find in a stupid online argument, alongside vast generalisations, unchecked bigotry and terrible spelling. Enjoy!
Online in a bad debate where the logic's rather shite
Not so bad it hurts my brain, stupid still fills every line
I'm trying to use real facts, they just use ad hominem
Insulting my weight and my past instead of real arguments

Cause somehow they compare me to Hitler, no Nazi-i
It makes no sense to me, waste time sortin' through your lie-ies
"ur so-o du-umb becuz, u see, you luv final fantasy"
That's no-ot pro-oper arguing, that's just using fallacies

La-a-a-a-ame
La-a-a-a-ame
La-a-a-a-ame
La-a-ame

"i ha-av wo-on becuz, u see, i've had real sex, actually"
Kind o-of su-uck at arguing, all you use are fallacies

Just because your life sucks, mate, doesn't mean you are correct
And threatening to stab my face won't improve your standing, friend
Found one spelling flub from me now my argument is poo
Thus my sources and ten-page screed are now gibberish to you

Points lie in obscurity, so I lose, excuse me-e
Your side came first, I see, so why else does it win, why-y?
"ur so-o du-umb becuz, u see, u sed u did not like cheese"
Quite fa-ar fro-om the point, you see, there's another fallacy

La-a-a-a-ame
La-a-a-a-ame
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

Learn to spot your fallacies (La-a-a-a-ame)
Makes your argument shitty (La-a-a-a-ame)
"well, ur head is phallus-y" (La-a-a-a-ame)
Also, you fail at witty (La-a-ame)

"i ha-av wo-on becuz, u see, u r bein a Nazi"
Back to-o the-e Hitler bit, jeez, might be the worst fallacy

I don't know what I'm prouder of: using "ad hominem" in a parody, or using "phallus-y" in a parody. I should say the former, but I was basically on edge whilst writing this looking for somewhere to use the latter. So mature. Much priorities. Wow.

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