-> "I Don't Care"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Be There"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Don't Care"
The Lyrics
You know I don't ha-ave much tact
I can't empathi-ise for crap
No matter what, I-I don't care (I-I don't care)
You just broke up wi-ith your boo?
All I'll say is "oh-oh, boo-hoo-oo-oo"
The fact remai-ains that I-I don't care (I-I don't care)
And oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I don't care at all 'bout you (I don't care)
Yet this fa-act someho-ow astounds you (ooh)
You've know me-e my whole life, dude (ooh)
"I don't care" is my da-amn theme song (I don't care)
Ca-an't pay the rent? I'll just wa-ave you o-o-o-o-off (ooh-ooh)
Wave you off, wave you o-off, wave you o-o-o-off
Yes I will, yes I-I wi-i-ill
Not a-a total arse, no mo-ocki-in' lau-aughter
Just say "meh" to your fall o-off the la-adde-er
That's all you'll get fro-om me, I-I don't care (I-I don't care)
I don't care, a simpl-le truth (yeah-eah, buddy)
Even i-if I come o-o-off as a bi-i-ig dou-ou-ouche
Thing about tha-at is I-I don't care (I-I don't care)
And oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
I don't care at all 'bout you (I don't care)
Or any-yone e-else, to be true (ooh)
Only co-oncerned with me-e-e, dude (ooh)
I don't care 'bout your ca-ar, piss off (I don't care)
Wai-ait, it got nicked? Then go to-o the co-o-o-ops, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (ooh-ooh)
I won't, twit (tell the cops, tell the co-ops)
I won't, twi-i-it (tell the co-o-o-ops)
If it's still somehow unclear to-o you-ou
I guess I'll have to re-epea-eat it, du-u-ude
Your hopes? Your i-int'rests? I-I don't care (I-I don't care)
You should know, buddy, yeah-eah, yeah
I don't ca-are, I don't care
You're off to spa-ace (I don't care)? I-I don't care
Shits I give aren't existent, buddy, ooh
I don't ca-a-a-a-are, I don't ca-are
You've cured all disea-eases (I don't care)? I-I don't care
You should know, buddy, yeah-eah, yeah
La, la, la, la-la-a la-a-la (I don't ca-are)
La, la, la, la-la la-a-la (I-I don't ca-a-a-a-are)
You've lost your fa-ace (I don't care)? I-I don't care
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
La, la, la, la-la-a la-a-la (I don't ca-are)
La, la, la, la-la la-a-la (I don't care)
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