Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (ah-ah-ah)
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (ah-ah-ah)

Really hate the way you're smilin' hard
When you lean in way too close
'Cause I've learned what follows from that stance
Is another awful joke
I know I'm not s'pposed to find you
Real clever, so clever
The point is to irk and wind, dude
No pleasure, just terror

All these dad puns here (ah-ah-ah)
Won't you let them die (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)?
No examples, fear (ah-ah-ah)
That I'll lose my mind (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (ah-ah-ah)
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (ah-ah-ah)

So much effort into jokes so bad
Even kids would find them lame
But the stunted flow straight kills the jokes
That are otherwise okay
A small part of me could like 'em
However, that's severed
Deliver 'em bad? Despise 'em
Forever horrendous

All these dad puns here (ah-ah-ah)
Won't you let them die (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)?
Our retorts and jeers (ah-ah-ah)
Are all somehow fine (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

I don't wanna hear your awful dad puns anymore
I don't wanna hear the lead-in pauses anymore
I don't wanna hear your awful dad puns anymore
I don't wanna hear me crack my knuckles anymore

All these dad puns here (ah-ah-ah)
Won't you let them die (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)?
Stick 'em in your ear (ah-ah-ah)
Or they'll join this knife (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (ah-ah-ah)
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (ah-ah-ah)
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (ah-ah-ah)
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (ah-ah-ah)