-> "TCOP Your Eyes Out"
Original Song Title:
"Polka Your Eyes Out"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"TCOP Your Eyes Out"
The Lyrics
Hey!
What the hell is that musk?
Think I'm gonna throw up
But my nasal-hole plugs
Will stop that comin' true
That's one damn potent funk
Did someone piss off a sku-u-u-u-unk?
Good ol' nasal-hole plugs
Made of foam, I assu-ume
Doom doom doom doom doom doo-doom doom, doom doom doom doom doom doo-doom doom
Doom doom doom doom doom doo-doom doom, doom doom doom doom doom doo-doom doom
I'm Doc Quack, come down to my clinic where
Weird lumps I will sever
I'm not cra-azy
Doc Quack, I'm not a hack
Hey!
So sick of spam (hey!), all kinds of spam (hey!)
Fake brochure spam? Just make it stop
"Points are out of order
This whole line is not right"
Demanding perfection
I think you've got issues
If you don't want the whole thing ruined
Why don't you just shu-ut up
And do it yourself, bud
You're always late
Do you even read the time and date?
You can't explain
You're unreliable
Oh!
Scooby-Dooby (ah-ooh, ah-ooh)
Scooby-Doo-ooby (ah-ooh, ah)
He had dressed up for some scaring
Give the local folks a fright
But was thwarted thanks to good ol' Scooby
Scooby-Dooby-Dooby-Doo!
Shrink in size
Brain's still bri-ight
Control ants
Hence why they call him Ant-Man
Cha!
The clumsy dance, where you pratfall on your butt
I'm so clumsy
Do the clumsy strut, do the clumsy strut
I'm so clumsy
Do the clumsy strut, ain't hard, do the clumsy strut
He's a fairy guy
Such a scowl on his face, mood's so wry
Can't stand trees, flowers he don't like
Poor fairy guy-uy-uy
Whoo!
Dwum sowo!
I'm Ewmew Fu-u-udd (my name is Ewmew Fudd)
Twying to kiww dat Bu-ugs (B-U-N-N-Y, Bugs)
But I've no wu-u-uck (nevew a hint of wuck)
Why must he awways duck?
Hey!
I don't own any Splinter Cell
Cause the simple fact, dude, I suck at stealth
Oh-oh-oh, I've tried walkthroughs, they've been no help
I blow, I blow, I blow, blow, blow
He's the one they're callin' Robi-i-in Hood
With that snazzy hat, is it i-i-in style?
Sounds like a good bloke, this Robi-i-in Hood
Cut the wealth wage gap down to size
Can't read it
This prescription riddle, I must solve it
"One pill with Coke, the bubbles will dissolve it"
"Twice, twice daily"
"Twice, twice daily", absolute nonsense
"Twice, twice daily"
"Twice, twice daily" or so-o-omethin'
Think it says "twice, twice daily"
"Twice, twice daily, twice, twice daily, twice, twice daily"
Hey!
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