-> "Adamantium Jerk"
Original Song Title:
"All-American Girl" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
He's the guy o-on 'bout six tea-eams
Wolverine has many a fa-angirl a-and bo-o-o-o-oy
But that has me facepalmi-in'
This antisocial pri-ick, he gets plu-ush to-o-o-oys?
And that fi-irst and fourth line are so contradict'ry-y
I don't find him that grea-eat
Yes, I admi-it, I find him to be overrate-ed
And I will explai-ain, man
Wow, three cla-aws between his fingers
And he's famous throu-oughout the wo-orld
He's an arse, I do-on't long to-o see any more of that over-used
Made of adamantiu-um je-e-e-erk
Can't he u-use a razo-or?
Or would that stop him from lookin' tough a-and ha-a-a-a-a-ard?
I'm well aware he's good at ki-ickin' asse-es
That alone doesn't make a good chara-acte-e-e-er
Ravin' fans are like "What's your proble-em?
He's good friends with Kitty Pry-yde!"
One good deed doesn't absolve hi-is douchine-ess
It's a tad bit creepy besi-ides, bub
Wow, he's go-ot a healin' factor
Such an inconsi-istent powe-er
Such an arse, I'm so-o sick o-of that little anger-filled, oderous
Mutant douche Canadia-an
"What a-about the movies? Wolverine's played by an Aussie, you kno-ow!"
I say he's still a fri-iggin' screentime ho-og
Why can't Storm be the star of the sho-ow?
Nope, I get stuck with the-e troubled bad-boy dou-ou-ouche
Oh, must be better applications for adamantiu-um
Wow, givi-in' Cyclops the finger
By usin' his cla-aws, then he smi-irks
What an a-a-a-arse, I'd lo-ove to u-use a big nuke to wipe the smirk off that
Hate that adamantium je-e-e-erk
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