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Song Parodies -> "Jem"

Original Song Title:

"Ben"

Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Jem"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Jem. Is she outrageous. Truly, truly outrageous?
Jem, a-a show with eightie-ies cheese galo-ore
Well, a-at least that's what I-I've read, of cou-ourse
I was no eighties ki-id, no
Don't recall if the-e show
Wa-as shown on my TV
Not to my memory-y-y (my crappy memo-ory)

Jem, your na-ame is really-y Jerrica-a (Jerrica)
Two li-ives à la Hanna-ah Montana-a (Montana)
Bu-ut i-instead of just a wi-ig
Holograms do the-e tri-ick
Synergy makes the-e show
Through your earrings, you kno-o-ow (why? Only your Da-ad knows)

So as far a-as I can see-ee
This show loo-ooks fine to me-e
Although I'm not one for cheese
Just means it's not for me

Jem, I-I'm sure that the sho-ow is oka-ay (sure it's okay)
I-I mi-ight read the new co-omics one da-ay (one of these days)
See-ee wha-at all of Jem's frie-iends do
Deal with the Misfi-its crew
Beat Eric Raymond agai-ain
Just mi-ight give you a-a go, Je-em
Outrageou-eous Je-em
Outrageous Je-e-em

I swear that fourth-to-last line is "I'm sure they'd-a think again", hence how I got the Raymond's full name in there. And if you're wondering why I mentioned the comics and not the film, that's because there wasn't a film. That never happened.

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