-> "Unsolvable"
Original Song Title:
"Impossible"
Parody Song Title:
"Unsolvable"
The Lyrics
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
I've been here for years, it blows
When you're stuck inside a maze
And you've got a mental block, it's shit
Each day's become the same old rut:
Kill the monsters, eat their steak
Turn my brain into a knot, still shit
Wish I had never taken up that quest that day
Said I'd get rewarded generously
When I'd won, I can't go back with nothin'
Runnin' out of hope now
My career's a huge flop
Cause I can't work my mind
No, I am not lost now
Sorry, shouldn't snap, see
All of my devotion
Has not set in motion
The solution, hopeless, see
Unsolvable, unsolvable
Unsolvable, unsolvable
Can't quit out cause one puzzle's hard
Pretty sure that's bait for a curse
Least this fairly simple part says so, that blows
I hope that all the parts are there
Seems intact, but that's just worse
Cause it means the fault's laid bare: I blow, I blow
Oh, wow, I think I've got somethin' worked out, no, wait
Doesn't match up with those symbols, you see
What I don't know is growin', that's helpin'
Help that's still real slow now
My poor lobes will soon pop
Patience is still finite
But I still won't stop now
Pause to go get stabby
Monsters have awoken
Train of thought gets broken
Back to square one, blows for me
Unsolvable, unsolvable
Unsolvable, unsolvable
Stared at this for years, it blows
The last puzzle in this maze
Least I think so, wanna punch through it
Just one solid blow now
Thoughtful thinkin'? Screw off
Wait, re-read this sign, right
Had it all along now
Needs a solid thwack, see
And the thing will open
Oh-oh-ho, ho-oh-ho-ho-oh, so much for
Unsolvable (unsolvable), unsolvable (unsolvable)
Unsolvable, unsolvable
Unsolvable (unsolvable), unsolvable (unsolvable)
Unsolvable, unsolvable
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