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Song Parodies -> "Arcadia"

Original Song Title:

"Disturbia"

Original Performer:

Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Arcadia"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Viva La Pop" self-challenge. Two young men discover a mystical arcade, truly a great thing for them...OR IS IT?
Beep beep bee-deep beep beep bee-deep beep (Wait, where are we?)
Beep beep bee-deep beep beep bee-deep beep (All I can hear are synths)
Beep beep bee-deep beep beep bee-deep beep (Look at all the games, wo-o-ow)
Beep beep bee-deep beep beep bee-deep beep

Would you look at all this?
Let's get this session started
Arcade games are my thing
This place has them all, I think
Tapper and The Simpsons
Light guns and tons of racing
Let's play us some awesome games, yea-ea-eah

I wanna play some Time Pilot, join me-e, dude (ah-ah)
And don't forget to buy some snacks we ca-an chew (ah-ah)
A Jurassic Park ride, you drive and I-I'll shoot (ah-ah)
Let's earn us some tokens, oh-oh-oh

Isn't this great, gu-uys?
In this arcade gaming wonder
Play Side by-y Si-ide
Or maybe some Rolling Thu-under
I don't ca-are, ri-ight
How exactly we disco-overed
This place, maybe so-ome other ti-ime
I call it Arcadia
An arcade gamer's paradi-ise
Arcadia
Lots of drinks and chips to bu-uy
Arcadia
Let's have some fun toni-ight
Arcadia
Arcadia-a-a-a

Beep beep bee-deep beep beep bee-deep beep
Beep beep bee-deep beep beep bee-deep beep
Beep beep bee-deep beep beep bee-deep beep
Beep beep bee-deep beep beep bee-deep beep

Check those prizes on the wa-a-all
They're gonna belong to me
Earnin' tickets by the ro-oll
By playing Super Sprint
Or maybe Breakout
Or perhaps some Punch-Ou-out!!
Say you feel discomfort, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

"Just a feeling, it's, like, too good to be-e true (ooh-ooh)
The cashier's got these eyes that look straight throu-ough you (ooh-ooh)
And don't you think the pies taste a bit wro-ong, dude?" (ooh-ooh)
That's just total nonsense, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Look at these bright li-ights
And yet you're feeling a shudder? (something's not ri-ight)
Paranoi-oid, ri-ight (oh-oh)
"Well, there's just too many wo-onders
Kiki Kai-ai Kai-ai (that's ri-ight)
Such an obscure arcade trea-easure
Unhook from your lei-eisure, get wi-ise (get wi-ise)
Can't trust this Arcadia
Don't care if they have Final Fi-ight
Arcadia
Where's the door? It's gone from si-ight (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Arcadia
We're trapped in here toni-ight (stuck toni-ight)
Arcadia
Arcadia-a-a-a" (oh)

Beep beep bee-deep beep beep bee-deep beep (ba-da-da-dum-deem-di-i)
Beep beep bee-deep beep beep bee-deep beep (ba-da-da-dum-deem-di-i-i)
Beep beep bee-deep beep beep bee-deep beep (Arcadia-a-a-a)
Beep beep bee-deep beep beep bee-deep beep (Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Perhaps you've got a point, my friend
Guess I was lured by Ghosts N Goblins
Think we should go-o-o-o-o-o
One more round of NA-A-A-A-AAAAAA-ARC

I now know you're ri-ight
And that is a total bummer (wooooo-yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
This was fu-un, ri-ight
But now I feel like a su-ucker (I'm a dumb shi-i-ite)
Wangan Mi-idni-ight
The arcade game not the ma-anga
Trapped me like a du-umbass housefly-y (trapped like a really dumb fly-y-y-y-y-y-y)
Let's ditch this Arcadia
You may have to knock out my li-ights (I-I-I-I-ya-Arcadia)
Arcadia
Drag me screaming from this si-ite (I-I-I-I-ya-Arcadia)
Arcadia
Pac-Man has got me, ri-ight (Arcadia, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Arcadia
Arcadia-a-a-a

Beep beep bee-deep beep beep bee-deep beep (rum-ba-da-dee-da-dum-di-i-i-i-i)
Beep beep bee-deep beep beep bee-deep beep (rum-ba-da-dee-da-dum-di-i-i-i-i-i-i-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Beep beep bee-deep beep beep bee-deep beep
Beep beep bee-deep beep beep bee-deep beep (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Yeah, I kinda fudged the vocalising at the end, it's a little technique I like to call "balls to accuracy for the moment, it's stupid and I gots Ninja Turtles to watch". A bit wieldy, but a lifesaver for trying to parody crazy melismatic vocals.

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