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"Don't Matter"

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Part of my "United State of Pop" self-challenge. A guy recommends his favourite British sitcom. Because. Enjoy!
Watch it, watch it

Of all the show's that bring me such pleasu-ure
The best's Blacka-adder, yo-o
Could watch it all day
Four seasons all connected togethe-er
By the Blacka-adder, yo-o (that's all you need, mate)
So funny, right
Laugh into the night (laugh all night)
His wit has such bi-ite (snarky bite)
First season not so much, yea-eah (right)
That season had a diff'rent direction
It's still Blacka-adder, yo-o (he's such a douche)

Will change your view of hist'ry forever
The in-jokes are so friggin' clever
One reason I keep replayin'
Track how my knowledge gets better
But it doesn't matter if you (you)
Don't know anythin' 'bout history ('ry)
Cause it's still really funny nonetheless
Which is a mark of great writin', see (see)
More to it than that, right (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
There's great actors, don't try (try)
To take a shot for ev'ry Brit comedian
You recognise (-nise)
Whatever booze you try (try) (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Your liver will prob'ly die (die)
Like nearly ev'ry character at ev'ry
Season's end, you heard right (you heard right)

That may seem like a really big spoile-er
But in Blacka-adder thou-ough
It's not that sad, mate
Well, season 4's end is a tear jerke-er
Feels from Blacka-adder, yo-o (I swear it's true, mate)
You'll dab your eyes
Maybe full-on cry (full-on cry)
It's drama done ri-ight (it's done right)
You can't mock World War One, yea-eah (right)
Well, at least not all the senseless death bits
Well done, Blacka-adder, yo-o (good show from you)

If you want your heroes to be (them to be)
Squeaky-clean straight from the get-go (the get-go-o)
Blackadder's not that kinda show (ain't that show)
Edmund's a douche, still funny though (brings laughs, though)
Baldrick at his beck and call (beck and call)
But he's not helpful at all (not at a-all)
And whether he's stuck with George or Percy (either dandy)
He's still a goofball (big goofba-all)
These are your main dudes (main du-udes):
Two morons and a douche (big dou-ouche)
And it's harder to describe the supportin'
Cast, it's the-e truth (the-e truth)
Cause ev'ry seaso-on, du-ude (it's true-ue)
They're changin' on you-ou (on you-ou)
Sometimes it's the Queen they're dealin' with
Sometimes it's the mad army (eh, eh)

Either way, you've got some fun characte-ers
Here on Blacka-adder, yo-o
So fun to quote, mate
Plus there's one shots like Flash or Wellingto-on
Here on Blacka-adder, yo-o (they're all such fun, mate)
Laugh 'til you cry
Watch out for the guys (for the guys)
Played by Stephen Fry-y (Stephen Fry)
Guaranteed to have fun, yea-eah (right)
I recommend we watch it together
I love Blacka-adder, bro-o (you can't stop me, mate)

Blackadder is great
He's so hard to hate
But if you do, mate
I won't blame you, 'kay?

He'd be the bad guy in any othe-er
Show, this Blacka-adder, thou-ough
He's not in this case
He may come off as a giant wanke-er
That's just Blacka-adder, thou-ough (kind of the point, mate)
Sure he may lie
Manipulate guys (steals and lies)
Treats Baldrick like flie-ies (like his flies)
But that's part of the fun, yea-eah (right)
He's like Tony Stark without the armour
Smart-ass Blacka-adder, yo-o (big smirk on his face)

24 episodes all togethe-er
Make up Blacka-adder, yo-o
And one movie, mate
A marathon, we'll watch it togethe-er
I love Blacka-adder, bro-o (be done in one day)
If you decline
I won't judge you, right (won't be right)
Take it as a slight (as a slight)
Won't say that your taste sucks, yeah-eah (right)
I just hope one day you'll reconsider
Watchin' Blacka-adder, bro-o (cause I think it's great)

Just try it someday

As for my favourite British sitcom? Well, that's a very simple question, and my answer would have to be LOOK, MONKEYS! *runs away*

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Go To Your Room - September 05, 2014 - Report this comment
Puerile pap! No TV for you for a year.

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