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Fun Music Information -> Akon
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Music Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Tariq Akonoan. Submitted by: Old MacDonald
Also known as: Allaune Thiam. Submitted by: AJ
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Gepetto" | "Ghetto" | Richard |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "Thin Line Between Love And Hate," Pretenders | "Cross That Line," Akon | |
| "I Want Action," Poison | "Never Gonna Get It," Akon | |
| "If I Can't Have You," Yvonne Elliman | "Lonely," Akon | |
| "Sorry, Blame It On Me," Akon | "I Don't Blame You At All," The Miracles | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Smack Hat" originally "Smack That"
Monica Harpootlian
"Banana (Belly Dancer)" originally "Bananza (Belly Dancer)"
Mandy Seaver
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Fright Now" originally "Right Now"
But won't have to be scary forever?
Doug Pitts
"Bright Now" originally "Right Now"
But maybe not so bright some other time?
Doug Pitts
"Right Snow" originally "Right Now"
And who would want wrong snow?
Doug Pitts
Change a Letter:
"Keep On Falling" originally "Keep On Calling"
Someday you might reach the bottom.
Peter
"Bananza (Belly Lancer)" originally "Bananza (Belly Dancer)"
Mandy Seaver
"Bananza (Bully Dancer)" originally "Bananza (Belly Dancer)"
Mandy Seaver
"Lovely" originally "Lonely"
That is much better.
Natasha
Recordings:
Jan 8
a parody of "Smack That (Remix)" by Akon
A sequel to my biggest hit, "Snack That". It's a parody of the "Smack That" remix featuring Ca$his and Bobby Creekwater.
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Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Don't Matter" | "Weak Bladder" | Sean Lee (non-asian) |
| "Beautiful" | "Poo is Beautiful" | Jonah A. |
| "Right Now (Na Na Na)" | "Facebook (Book Book Book)" | Mr. Washable |
| "Smack That" | "Snack Pack" | Chance Gollnick |
| "Right Now Na Na Na" | "Bored Right Na Na Na" | Mjcyoungparodymasta |
| "I'm So Paid" | "I'm So Sick" | Mjcyoungparodymasta |
| "Lonely" | "Baloney" | Incompetentia |
| "Sorry, Blame It on Me" | "You Can Put the Game on Wii" | Insert Coin(s) to Continue |
| "Lonely" | "Mr. Homely" | James at War |
| "It Don't Matter" | "I got 'Chu" | Chainsaw Nintendiac |
There are additional Akon song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Lonely | Match.com | Chris |
| Locked Up | Martha Stewart Items | Skateland |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Locke'd Up | Prison | Random Person |
| Smack That | Child Abuse Helpline | Natasha |
| Locked Up | Lil Kim's Answering Machine | percy |
| Locked Up | State Prison | Salma |
| Lonely | Dating Service | Pat |
| There are additional Akon on hold music ideas available. | ||
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Umbrella Rihanna | Always Talking About What You Got Akon | Always Talking About That Umbrella | Shanice |
| I Wanna Love You Akon | Pretty Young Thing (P.Y.T.) Michael Jackson | I Wanna Love You, Pretty Young Thing This is already part of the lyrics, I thought? :P | AlphadiosThe2nd |
| Smack That Akon | Jackass Green Day | Smack That Jackass | Lizzie |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Akorn
Akon combined with Korn
As in "acorn"; I'm surprised no one thought of this one yet!
Submitted By: Melissa
Misheard Lyrics:
"Sorry Blame It on Me"
Misheard Lyrics: You can put the play money.
Original Lyrics: You can put the blame on me.
| "Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics: I want to make love like that na na
Original Lyrics: I want to make up right now na na
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"Locked Up"
Misheard Lyrics: And the soda lasts, lasts
Original Lyrics: As I sold the last bag
| "Sweetest Girl"
Misheard Lyrics: HIV's worse than pregnancy
Original Lyrics: It drives the world crazy
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| There are additional Akon misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Sorry Blame It on Me"
Misheard Lyrics: You can put the play money.
Original Lyrics: You can put the blame on me.
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Story about this misheard lyric by: LPG-Unit It first sprang on my mind while I was listening to it on my cellphone. |
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Im So Lonely"
The Funny Lyrics: im so lonely i have no body
Why They're Funny: damn you do to have a body the sexiest one around LOL :0 haha.. just messin with yuh
Submitted by: trisha
| "Hack That"
The Funny Lyrics: i stay awake all night in my bed sweating,
just wondering why all these guys are betting, im gonna try and hack bill gates computer, all the guys bet thousands so they'll be shouting. hack that dont leave a trace, hack that this aint a race, hack that just take your time, hack that k23brime. (repeat) at first i was ready to hack then, i saw a hacker get arrested the cops then, im gonna be a little more careful, so whats his password could it be hairball?, i'm a hacker, bill is faster, im gettin half the winnings, but its gonna strike disaster, i stay awake all night in my bed sweating, just wondering why all these guys are betting, im gonna try and hack bill gates computer, all the guys bet thousands so they'll be shouting. hack that dont leave a trace, hack that this aint a race, hack that just take your time, hack that k23brime. (repeat) eminem bit unincluded i stay awake all night in my bed sweating, just wondering why all these guys are betting, im gonna try and hack bill gates computer, all the guys bet thousands so they'll be shouting. hack that dont leave a trace, hack that this aint a race, hack that just take your time, hack that k23brime. (repeat) evryones quiet, slip up i'll cause a riot, its all tense now, when i type in diet, the comp just, shrinks to a pea and, soon the comp will, be like a bit of sand yeah, i wasnt very careful with the keys, hittin no less than three, evry milli, evry milli second yeah yeah. i stay awake all night in my bed sweating, just wondering why all these guys are betting, im gonna try and hack bill gates computer, all the guys bet thousands so they'll be shouting. hack that dont leave a trace, hack that this aint a race, hack that just take your time, hack that k23brime. (repeat) Why They're Funny: because they are like an akon nerd version hahahaha
Submitted by: easty
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| There are additional Akon Funny lyrics available. | |
Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Lonely"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Lonely,I'm Mr Lonely
I have nobody for my own Why They're Repetitive: God!!!! I can't get those lyrics out of my head. Akon...you really messed this one up. You ruined your career
Submitted by: Pimpmaster Chris
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Insincere Song Lyrics:
"Lonely"
The Insincere Lyrics: Lonely
I'm Mr. Lonely I have nobody for my own! Why They're Insincere: Considering Akon is a grown man, why would he be singing is such a squeaky babyish voice?
Submitted by: Alice were Viking LadyGaladriel
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Lonely"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: You a good girl and I had no right
I really wanna make things right! Why They're Misrhymed: You cannot rhyme the word 'right' with itself, Akon!
Submitted by: Outkast made more Cent
| "Lonely"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Lonely
I'm Mr Lonely Why They're Misrhymed: Lonely don't rhyme with itself!
Submitted by: Tarquin
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| There are additional Akon misrhymed lyrics available. | |
Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Sorry, Blame It On Me"
The Lyrics: I'm sorry that it took so long to speak
But I was on tour with Gwen Stefani Who They Mention: Gwen Stefani - Akon provided guest vocals on The Sweet Escape.
Submitted by: Stompgal
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Smack That"
The Lyrics: I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallerdo Product Brand Name: Lamborghini Gallerdo
Submitted by: Alex
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Ghetto"
Opening Lines: Ghetto Ghetto Ghetto Ghetto livin'
Comments: Submitted by: Wolfgang59
| "Don't Matter"
Opening Lines: Nobody wanna see us together but it don't matter no cause I got you
Comments: Submitted by: Wolfgang59
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Song Title Space Change:
"Lo Nely" originally "Lonely"
Submitted by: Peter
"Lock Ed Up" originally "Locked Up"
Submitted by: Peter
Band Name Anagrams:
Kona Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
District in Hawaii
Koan Submitted by: Helen Football
A Koan is a type of riddle in Zen Buddhism.
Songs That Are Banned:
"Sexy Bitch"
Poorly censored on the radio. They tried to make it sexy chick but I sounded like sexy chic
Submitted by: Joe
"I Wanna Love You"
Song title was originally "I Wanna F*** You." Edited for airplay.
Submitted by: dxman
Song Title Acrostics:
BY: "Borrow You"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Night Row" originally "Right Now"
Submitted by: Ava Rice
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Lonely"
The Lyrics: Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody for my own Why: I know this song isn't upbeat, but it's meant to be a sad break-up song, yet the squeaky voice used makes it sound like a happy kiddies song.
Submitted by: rock music
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