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Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Tariq Akonoan. Submitted by: Old MacDonald

Also known as: Allaune Thiam. Submitted by: AJ

Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Gepetto""Ghetto"Richard

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Smack That""Stop the Violence," A Global ThreatLizzie
"Sorry (Blame It on Me)""Inconsolable," Backstreet Boysflipside

Change a Letter In a Song Title:

"Lovely" originally "Lonely"
That is much better.
Natasha

Song Parody Recordings:

Jan 9 "Snack That (Remix)" by Insert Coin(s) to Continue a parody of "Smack That (Remix)" by Akon
A sequel to my biggest hit, "Snack That". It's a parody of the "Smack That" remix featuring Ca$his and Bobby Creekwater. SoundClick: (MP3, Flash) (Comments)
Aug 27 "Put the Game on Wii" by Insert Coin(s) to Continue a parody of "Sorry, Blame It on Me" by Akon
A song about the growing number of Wii titles shared with last-gen consoles and its shortage of current-gen games SoundClick: (MP3, Flash) (Comments)
May 23 "Can't Rap" by Nuclear Bubble Wrap a parody of "Smack That" by Akon
If I'm gonna do a rap parody, it might as well be about not being able to rap... soundclick.com: (mp3) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Sorry, Blame It on Me""You Can Put the Game on Wii"Insert Coin(s) to Continue
"Lonely""Mr. Homely"James at War
"It Don't Matter""I got 'Chu"Chainsaw Nintendiac
"Smack That (Remix)""Snack That (Remix)"Insert Coin(s) to Continue
"Smack That""Pass That"Akracker
"Smack That""Pack That"avesjohn
"I Wanna Love You""I Wanna Bug You"Insert Coin(s) to Continue
"The Rain""Insane"Insert Coin(s) to Continue
"Smack That""Snack That"Insert Coin(s) to Continue
"Lonely""Your Mom's So Hungry"Lakyn

There are additional Akon song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
LonelyMatch.comChris
Locked UpMartha Stewart ItemsSkateland

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Locke'd UpPrisonRandom Person
Smack ThatChild Abuse HelplineNatasha
Locked UpLil Kim's Answering Machinepercy
Locked UpState PrisonSalma
LonelyDating ServicePat
There are additional Akon on hold music ideas available.

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Umbrella
   Rihanna
Always Talking About What You Got
   Akon
Always Talking About That Umbrella
Shanice
Smack That
   Akon
Jackass
   Green Day
Smack That Jackass
Lizzie

Misheard Lyrics:

"I Wanna Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Excellent use of amphetamines
Original Lyrics:
Ex-deala use to move phetamines
"Sorry, Blame It On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
For I's about done, disgracing my name.
Original Lyrics:
Verizon backed out, disgracing my name.
"Don't Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
How much of a pain you are to me
And why I love you, baby.
Original Lyrics:
How much of a queen you are to me
And why I love you, baby.
"Locked Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yolanda, don't let me down.
Original Lyrics:
I'm locked up, they won't let me out.
There are additional Akon misheard lyrics available.

Funny Lyrics:

"Im So Lonely"
The Funny Lyrics:
im so lonely i have no body
Why They're Funny:
damn you do to have a body the sexiest one around LOL :0 haha.. just messin with yuh
Submitted by: trisha
"Hack That"
The Funny Lyrics:
i stay awake all night in my bed sweating,
just wondering why all these guys are betting,
im gonna try and hack bill gates computer,
all the guys bet thousands so they'll be shouting.
hack that dont leave a trace,
hack that this aint a race,
hack that just take your time,
hack that k23brime.
(repeat)
at first i was ready to hack then,
i saw a hacker get arrested the cops then,
im gonna be a little more careful,
so whats his password could it be hairball?,
i'm a hacker,
bill is faster,
im gettin half the winnings,
but its gonna strike disaster,
i stay awake all night in my bed sweating,
just wondering why all these guys are betting,
im gonna try and hack bill gates computer,
all the guys bet thousands so they'll be shouting.
hack that dont leave a trace,
hack that this aint a race,
hack that just take your time,
hack that k23brime.
(repeat)
eminem bit unincluded
i stay awake all night in my bed sweating,
just wondering why all these guys are betting,
im gonna try and hack bill gates computer,
all the guys bet thousands so they'll be shouting.
hack that dont leave a trace,
hack that this aint a race,
hack that just take your time,
hack that k23brime.
(repeat)
evryones quiet,
slip up i'll cause a riot,
its all tense now,
when i type in diet,
the comp just,
shrinks to a pea and,
soon the comp will,
be like a bit of sand yeah,
i wasnt very careful with the keys,
hittin no less than three,
evry milli,
evry milli second yeah yeah.
i stay awake all night in my bed sweating,
just wondering why all these guys are betting,
im gonna try and hack bill gates computer,
all the guys bet thousands so they'll be shouting.
hack that dont leave a trace,
hack that this aint a race,
hack that just take your time,
hack that k23brime.
(repeat)
Why They're Funny:
because they are like an akon nerd version hahahaha
Submitted by: easty
There are additional Akon Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Lyrics:

"Lonely"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Lonely,I'm Mr Lonely
I have nobody for my own
Why They're Repetitive:
God!!!! I can't get those lyrics out of my head. Akon...you really messed this one up. You ruined your career
Submitted by: Pimpmaster Chris
 

Insincere Lyrics:

"Lonely"
The Insincere Lyrics:
Lonely
I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody for my own!
Why They're Insincere:
Considering Akon is a grown man, why would he be singing is such a squeaky babyish voice?
Submitted by: Alice were Viking LadyGaladriel
 

Misrhymed Lyrics:

"Lonely"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
You a good girl and I had no right
I really wanna make things right!
Why They're Misrhymed:
You cannot rhyme the word 'right' with itself, Akon!
Submitted by: Outkast made more Cent
"Lonely"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Lonely
I'm Mr Lonely
Why They're Misrhymed:
Lonely don't rhyme with itself!
Submitted by: Tarquin
There are additional Akon misrhymed lyrics available.

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Sorry, Blame It On Me"
The Lyrics:
I'm sorry that it took so long to speak
But I was on tour with Gwen Stefani
Who They Mention:
Gwen Stefani - Akon provided guest vocals on The Sweet Escape.
Submitted by: Stompgal
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Smack That"
The Lyrics:
I feel you creepin', I can see you from my shadow
Wanna jump up in my Lamborghini Gallerdo
Product Brand Name:
Lamborghini Gallerdo
Submitted by: Alex
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Lock Ed Up" originally "Locked Up"
Submitted by: Peter

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Lonely"
The Lyrics:
Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody for my own
Why:
I know this song isn't upbeat, but it's meant to be a sad break-up song, yet the squeaky voice used makes it sound like a happy kiddies song.
Submitted by: rock music
 
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