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These are lyrics by Akon that we think are kind of funny.

Funniest Lyrics, Akon

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Akon's, "Belly Dancer"
The Funny Lyrics:
We can meet up at the huddle house for the tv
Why They're funny:
Because we all know what he REALLY wants to do at the huddle house... :-0 lol
Submitted by: Kaysee-Jay
Akon's, "Hack That"
The Funny Lyrics:
i stay awake all night in my bed sweating,
just wondering why all these guys are betting,
im gonna try and hack bill gates computer,
all the guys bet thousands so they'll be shouting.
hack that dont leave a trace,
hack that this aint a race,
hack that just take your time,
hack that k23brime.
(repeat)
at first i was ready to hack then,
i saw a hacker get arrested the cops then,
im gonna be a little more careful,
so whats his password could it be hairball?,
i'm a hacker,
bill is faster,
im gettin half the winnings,
but its gonna strike disaster,
i stay awake all night in my bed sweating,
just wondering why all these guys are betting,
im gonna try and hack bill gates computer,
all the guys bet thousands so they'll be shouting.
hack that dont leave a trace,
hack that this aint a race,
hack that just take your time,
hack that k23brime.
(repeat)
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i stay awake all night in my bed sweating,
just wondering why all these guys are betting,
im gonna try and hack bill gates computer,
all the guys bet thousands so they'll be shouting.
hack that dont leave a trace,
hack that this aint a race,
hack that just take your time,
hack that k23brime.
(repeat)
evryones quiet,
slip up i'll cause a riot,
its all tense now,
when i type in diet,
the comp just,
shrinks to a pea and,
soon the comp will,
be like a bit of sand yeah,
i wasnt very careful with the keys,
hittin no less than three,
evry milli,
evry milli second yeah yeah.
i stay awake all night in my bed sweating,
just wondering why all these guys are betting,
im gonna try and hack bill gates computer,
all the guys bet thousands so they'll be shouting.
hack that dont leave a trace,
hack that this aint a race,
hack that just take your time,
hack that k23brime.
(repeat)
Why They're funny:
because they are like an akon nerd version hahahaha
Submitted by: easty
Akon's, "I Wanna Love You"
The Funny Lyrics:
I see you windin and grindin up on the floor, i know you see me looking at you and you already know, I wanna love you, f*** you already know, girl
Why They're funny:
Later in the song he says baby you got a fatty the type I'd like to marry...He's seen this girl for what, a total of 2 minutes and he's already thinking of having sex and marrying her? And then in his rap, Snoop Dog says I got a birds eye view you can't see me but I can see you.....Ok well Akon says I know you see me looking at you, so that means Akon can be seen and Snoop Dog isn'T! The D-O-Double G ain't a hot as he thought! And it sounds like he's in a strip club so isn't it' s this woman's job to make you happy? And I'm pretty sure she would not be very happy if u just came up and started telling her you want to do her!
Submitted by: Anna aka Evil
Akon's, "Locked Up "
The Funny Lyrics:
Locked up, they won't let me out.
And I had a long day in court- stressed me out.
Why They're funny:
You're stressed out! I'd hate to know how your victim feels.
Submitted by: jipson
Akon's, "Locked Up"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'm locked up
They won't let me out
Why They're funny:
If he hadn't broken the law, he wouldn't have to complain about being in jail!
Submitted by: E

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