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Song Parodies -> "Natasha Romanoff"

Original Song Title:

"Drunk in Love"

Original Performer:

Beyoncé ft. Jay-Z

Parody Song Title:

"Natasha Romanoff"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2013 self-challenge. My tribute to the Black Widow!
I've been sneakin', lots of sneakin'
All the dirty jobs get carried out by me
Maybe killin', could be killin'
Sometimes I only shoot stun pellets, it depends, i-it's true
Na-a-na-a
Still, there's no way that you can stop it, it's the basi-ic truth
Na-a-na-a

Some folks ask why, keep askin' why
I'm named for an animal when I don't seem Black Widow-ish
Got that bite, Widow's Bite
Shockingly painful, painful, painful, awful pun, i-it's true
Na-a-na-a
Gauntlets also let me grapple through the sky, i-it's true
Na-a-na-a, Romano-o-off's afte-er you (ah-ah-ah-ah)

So focused on a mission thinkin' "You can't let one mistake happen, Na-atasha
Romano-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-off" Black suit, ski-in-tight
Well-suited for sneakin', if you think that you'll stop me, you're as dumb as they come
Romano-o-o-off
You'd best fea-ear my tou-ou-ou-ouch, tou-ou-ou-ouch
You'd best fea-ear my tou-ou-ou-ouch, tou-ou-ou-ou-ouch

Yes, I'm the be-est spy on the Avengers' si-ide
Used to spy for the Russians while manipulatin' Hawkeye-eye
Tried side-switchin', my employers weren't havin' that
First tried to gun me, gun-gun me down, then got to brainwashin'
Like they did with me a long time ago in that Red Room, that's right
Usin' me for covert ops, my lifespan got slowed down
Thus explainin' why I've looked young and lithe since the Co-old War
But eventually I di-id break free, got my real brain re-estored
Re-estored, re-estored
Changed my side to good, changed my, changed my side to good
My methods? Still bad, methods-methods aren't exactly the best
Anti-hero, man, won't change that if I could-could
Hahaha

I'm focused on my mission thinkin' "You'd better not screw this right up, Na-atasha
Romano-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-off" Black suit, ski-in-tight
I'm quite skilled at sneakin', if you think that you'll catch me, then you're utterly dumb
Romano-o-o-off
You'd best fea-ear my tou-ou-ou-ouch, tou-ou-ou-ouch
You'd best fea-ear my tou-ou-ou-ouch, tou-ou-ou-ou-ouch (don't fight me now, you'll drop)

My love life is a mess if I do say so myself
And I do say so myself, cause it's beyond any help, it's nuts
When Hawkeye helped me out
He thought with the wrong head, no doubt
He got better from that start
Not the only ship I've been in by far
I've been with Iron Man, also Herc'
The former's weird, tried to kill him at first
Latter was brief but good
With the Champions we served, uh
Next date was a blind date, meanin' Daredevil
Shared top billin' with him, that's fine
Sure, he came first, that's how it works, alright
Kinda saved his life
So we hooked up, tight like the catsuit I wear, quite tight
But I dumped him, was afraid that sidekick I played
Meant my own self got downplayed
Identity sublimated right
Next lover in my life
Kind of my real first, that brainwashed life, not right
Who I mean's the Winter Soldier
Bucky Barnes, didn't know that then
Told you I had a weird lo-ove life, su-u-u-ucks, su-u-u-ucks
Could be wo-orse, right, su-u-u-ucks, su-u-u-ucks

In ev'ry fight, kickin' hide
Ace at martial arts, though the zappy gauntlets are great, can't lie, I'm not lyi-in'
At least not right now, cause when in the bus'ness of spyin'
Can't be really givin' secrets
Up so easily, I fea-ear, so if I we-ere you ri-ight no-ow
I'd add a huge grain of salt to all I say, i-it's true-ue (haha)

Cause I mi-ight lie, bu-u-u-ud, bu-u-u-ud
Could be a-all lies, su-u-u-ucks, su-u-u-u-ucks

I'm gonna love ya until you hate me and I'm gonna show ya what's really crazy. You should've known better than to mess with me, honey. I'm gonna love ya, I'm gonna love ya, gonna love ya, gonna love ya like a black widow, baby.

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Rob Arndt - March 22, 2017 - Report this comment
Black Widow's wrist weapons are primarily electrostatic dischargers of 30,000 volts each. While they can fire cables, mini-rockets, tear gas pellets, etc... the first use is the major use. She also went by Natasha (or Natalia) Romanova dependent on martial arts, agility, and Soviet/Russian small arms. If they portrayed her accurately, she would have the Widow hourglass symbol and carry AK-12s and GSh-18 pistols, not a pair of Glocks! FYI

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