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Song Parodies -> "Boiling Frostbite Shower"

Original Song Title:

"In the Midnight Hour"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wilson Pickett

Parody Song Title:

"Boiling Frostbite Shower"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Imagine one of those video game levels that are somehow both ice- and fire-themed, condensed into one attempt to cleanse one's self...
I really hate when I take a shower
And all the cold water's rainin' do-own
Then it quick-changes to a hot shower
And I scream swears lo-ong a-and lou-oud
Only one dude to bla-ame and that's you
Know I told you: don't use the loo while I'm in the shower
Meant it, man, oh, hot as crap
The cold came back, but it might leave, I fear

Why can't you wait til I'm done and ou-out?
Or use another loo, cause I
Want to be lazy while in the shower
Don't wanna turn taps a-all the ti-i-ime
So long to set them up, so-o-oo
Don't friggi-in' dro-op a load while I'm in the shower
Oh yeah, I'm still in the shower
It's not fi-ine, you're lucky I'm naked now

I really hate boilin' frostbite showers
Both hot and cold water's rainin' down
With ev'ry change, rage builds in the shower
When this happe-ens to you, you whine, ev'ry damn time
So buddy, go dump elsewhere, all right
I just started now, buddy, been two minutes, I need five
Know this stuff, but right through the-e door you still barge
That just isn't right
Please le-et me have a damn shower
And not a boilin' frostbite shower

Hmm...note to self: write parody about contradictory video-game level themes...

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Jonathan - March 04, 2016 - Report this comment
new from Icy Hot... Icy Hot showers icy to freeze the shower(er?) and hot to send them screaming away! 5's

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