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Song Parodies -> "Sauna"

Original Song Title:

"Conga"

Original Performer:

Miami Sound Machine

Parody Song Title:

"Sauna"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

To sauna or not to sauna? That is the question...
Got me an invitation to a sauna
Wonderin' if I should go or not bother
Never have I ever been inside a sauna
Not sure, should I change that? Or just not bother?

Friend gave me some coupons to a fancy sauna
Should I take her up on it or not bother?
She likes it a lot, a fan of when it's hotter
But I don't know if I'll also like that sauna heat

"Cleanse your body! Sweat it out now!"
The ad copy says to me
But I'm sorry, I think that's crap
Don't you know biology?
Just a little total nonsense
It's your liver and kidneys
That detox you, not the sauna
So why else should I want that heat?

Still not really sold on goin' to the sauna
Gettin' more than just hot under the collar
"Take it easy! You don't have to go much hotter"
Why go in there in the first place with that sauna heat?

Heat like fire's not desired
It's a source of utter pain
So to come here to get hot seems
Like a failure of the brain
Sunny weather is a pleasure
But the sweatiness is not
You may claim it's so relaxin'
But I think you've lost the plot

Made up my mind, I'm not headin' to the sauna
I don't get relaxed when the room gets hotter
That just ticks me off which gets me hot and bothered
Which makes me more pissed, so I don't want that sauna heat

Barely stand the shower, why would I like saunas?
I've made a decision: I can't be bothered
If I wanna kill my pain, I'd just get schnockered
"Don't decry it 'til you've tried it"? Freaks like saunas
Sorry, take that back, if you're into the saunas
You do you, have fun in there, pump it hotter
Join in with the people who enjoy massagers
But that's a whole diff'rent thing, I don't want sauna heat

So does anyone want coupons for the sauna?

It probably says something about how old I am with how the first thing I think about when this song plays is the scene in Master of Disguise that it plays in. Because I watched that as a kid. Ah, the innocence of youth...

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Susanna Viljanen - May 24, 2021 - Report this comment
You would make a poor Finn. So here 55.5 deg C so you won't burn yourself ;-)
bobpiecheese - May 24, 2021 - Report this comment
I'll admit I don't get the Finn reference (I've seen neither Adventure Time or the new Star Wars films), but I did just google how hot saunas get because of your comment and it turns out they go from 65°C to 90°C, so 55.5 °C would actually be a refreshing change, funnily enough! And yes, I am TCOP, reasons on the author page, don't ask who's doing those stock "I appreciate you" comments under my name, they're too innocuous to report. Holy crap, I spelled that right on the first go :o

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