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Song Parodies -> "Hate To Love You"

Original Song Title:

"Like I Love You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Justin Timberlake

Parody Song Title:

"Hate To Love You"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

A parody about belligerent sexual tension. You know, the thing where you hate someone but you also love them and then your brain breaks.
Just something about you
Wanna throw bricks at you
Whatever
You throw more bricks at me
But somethin' don't feel right
Can't help it, baby, I feel somethin'
Somethin' good, right
Listen

We met at Starbucks, didn't go right
Spilled coffee on your face
It's kind of weird to me
You hate me, right
But you blush when I get in your face

We're both smiling, but you shift the tone
When you remember
That's right, you don't like me, not a smidge at all
Change your timbre
When you talk to me

I feel the same way, I hate to love you
You're a weird girl, sometimes I want to punch ya
Then at night, I long for you
Am I schizophrenic, can I trust you?

One second I'm angry
Next second I'm horny
And you're feeling the same way
First you're acting like you're hating
Then it seems you're changing
Will we make up our damn minds one day?
Feelin' weird tonight

Saw you smiling, then you broke my nose
You're still blushin', baby
Just let me know, when you stop goin' yo-yo
Moods like bungee jumpers
You're confusin' me

This is gettin' dumb, I hate to love you
You're a weird girl, can't stop thinking about ya
I'm getting so mad at you
Yet I couldn't bear it if I lost you

Yeah, sometimes you can make me happy
You fill me with strife
Don't you know I can't stand
The way you dance
Like a high ragdoll, baby
You tell me you can't stand
My dirty pants
Look baby, I just plain forgot
To change

Will you make up your mind today
(Sick of waitin' for you, baby)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(Girl)
Will I make up my mind today
(Though I'm also guilty, baby)
Well...

Girl, what we gonna do?
You know I like you
In that weird way, cuz I can still hate you
So me and you, like a TV show
Lots of fan fics, about how we bone
That's how it works, don't re-break my nose
It hurts, alright? Although last time
You came to my hospital bed, that's right

Come clean with me, cuz I'll treat you the best
No more cheap shots
Verbally or with fists
Cut it out now
With this flip-floppin' shit
Though I know I'm also guilty in this
(I just gotta use my brain)
Use that thing called your brain
Girl, give a hint
That's not mixed-up insane
It's ridiculous
This is balls, you know that
So for sanity's sake
We should stop all this crap

Will we make up our minds today
(This is gettin' stupid, baby)
Yeah, yeah, yeah
(Girl)
Hope we make up our minds today
(Really frickin' stupid, baby)
Well...

Day and night, it's true, I hate to love you
You're a weird girl, there is just something 'bout ya
And you feel the same way, too
Hope we stop the bullshit
Cut it out

You know, I used to act quite like this when I was a little boy
I never thought I'd still do it today (sucks)
Hey!
It's kind of stupid, right? Yeah
You know, just think about it
Sometimes people get on with it
They do not fool around, true
And that's how it is
Now please leggo my hand

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Matthias - February 15, 2012 - Report this comment
I thankfully haven't been in a relationship like this. I don't even know if a relationship like this is possible because they stick together but they're beating the crap out of each other. Wait a second. I just realized how dark this parody was. But it was also hilarious. Does not compute. -Brain explodes-
Porfle Popnecker - February 16, 2012 - Report this comment
My brain asplode too!
Blaydeman - February 22, 2012 - Report this comment
(AofA) This is a little darker, a bit of reality hit me there. Idk how I feel about this one exactly. Almost a little too real for me, it kinda rubbed me the wrong way, sorry TCOP. The technical aspects of the parody were great! The pacing was tight and there weren't really any word stress issues. Solid write, but not my taste :( Sorry.
Christie Marie M - February 26, 2012 - Report this comment
(Ages 9) I actually liked that one. Talk about a love/hate relationship between the two in the satire. They sure suck as a couple. Kind of reminds me of the type of song Alvin (the chipmunk) would sing to Brittany (or Al and Peggy, The Ropers from Three's Company, Dennis and Margaret, the lovely couple from the Ben Stiller movie The Heartbreak Kid, and numerous others I know with love/hate relationships). I know that I wouldn't want to be in that kind of relationship, that's for sure! Oh, and it also made me think about Misery and Fatal Attraction. 555's for this dark and dirty and twisted relationship!
Abbott Skelding - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Belligerent sexual tension huh? I didn't know there was a name for it...I thought it was just called "high school" haha. NIce work on an interesting topic
Arwen - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment
Ages...So this pretty much details every relationship I've ever been in... ; ) Nice job here...
D-Mon - February 28, 2012 - Report this comment
(AofA) Not as funny as i could have been, but still pretty good.
mike - August 29, 2012 - Report this comment
happy birthday michael jackson

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