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Song Parodies -> "Wink, Wink, Nudge"

Original Song Title:

"Pass That Dutch"

Original Performer:

Missy Elliot

Parody Song Title:

"Wink, Wink, Nudge"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Listen up Micky-boy! I have just been informed
That you have recently had a little bit of "fun"
Yeah, the kind that involves heavy breathing
Fast moving, yelling
And lots of awkward sounds - SAY-NO-MOOOORE!
Do you catch my subtle hints, Mike?
WOOOOOO! Ahh baby! Ooooo! Ah! Oh, ooh!
Wink, wink, nudge (ah), wink, wink, nudge (ooh)
Wink, wink, nudge (ah), wink, wink, nudge (ah)
Wink, wink, nudge (ah), wink, wink, nudge (ah)
Wink, wink, nudge (whoo), wink, wink, nudge

Conversation running low, that's the point where I come
In, give a nudge and act like I know somethin'
I know you're a man, have you known a woman?
In the Biblical sense, do you get my point, son?
My finger taps my septum, that means I know, don't play dumb
So I figure you're a player, what games you won?
Hey hey hey, I'll bet they're fun
Come on, Mick, have a think (think right)
You can't ignore this wink (that's right)
Like a boss in the sheets (all right)
Lay it down, just for me (please Mike)

(SAY NO MOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!)
Wink, wink, nudge, wink, wink, nudge
Wink, wink, nudge, wink, wink, nudge, wink, wink, nudge
Tell me 'bout your "fun", kindly
Spill-spill spill the beans, Mikey
(SAY NO MOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!)
Wink, wink, nudge, wink, wink, nudge
Wink, wink, nudge, wink, wink, nudge
Say no, say no more about that
Don't stop, spill it, you have "fun", I'll bet

Havin' "fun"? I'll bet, nudge, nudge, nudge
My elbow will soon be pretty numb
Aren't you a smooth one, got your clothes back on
No one would know that you've just finished your "fun"
I'll bet you're the man in charge
Come on, speak up, do you make sounds loud as a farm
Are you the bomb? Do you have a sweet one
Who's always eager to join in with all this "fun"
(Woo woo!) Don't set off the alarm
With the sounds from all your quote-unquote "fun"
Bet you're a superstar, bet you spread your "fun" far
Did you take breaks or was there not the slightest pause?
"Thank you! Oh thank you, that was just so wonderful!"

(SAY NO MOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!)
Wink, wink, nudge, wink, wink, nudge
Wink, wink, nudge, wink, wink, nudge, wink, wink, nudge
Tell me 'bout your "fun", kindly
Spill-spill spill the beans, Mikey
(SAY NO MOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!)
Wink, wink, nudge, wink, wink, nudge
Wink, wink, nudge, wink, wink, nudge
Say no, say no more about that
Don't stop, spill it, you have "fun", I'll bet

Liven up, Mikey buddy, it's just one question, won't cause your death
Have...you...had...some..."fun"?

I'll bet, I'll bet, you got lucky
You keep it going, like the Energizer Bunny
Hit that, hit that, spread it all around
Tap that, tap that, tell me now
Freak him, freak her, whatever your choice
Didn't come to judge, I came to play it coy
Scream (OH-MY-GOOOOOOOD!) 'til your voice is lost
Have you had a ride, I'll say, of course

(SAY NO MOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!)
Wink, wink, nudge, wink, wink, nudge
Wink, wink, nudge, wink, wink, nudge, wink, wink, nudge
Tell me 'bout your "fun", kindly
Spill-spill spill the beans, Mikey
(SAY NO MOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!)
Wink, wink, nudge, wink, wink, nudge
Wink, wink, nudge, wink, wink, nudge
Say no, say no more about that
Don't stop, spill it, you have "fun", I'll bet

Tap that
You had "fun", Mikey?
Tell me, my man
Pity I couldn't work in the word "innuendo" somewhere...

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Old Man Ribber - December 02, 2011 - Report this comment
t_c_o_p - The Full "Monty"! I'm glad to see you haven't been "Idle". (Fine take on an iconic sketch!) ;D
Matthias - December 02, 2011 - Report this comment
I know that this is based on that Monty Python skit but this was also probably the WhatFreaksiest parody you've written. Which is saying a lot because this entire song is just an innuendo. Pretty funny but you really need to watch that skit in order to follow your train of thought here.
Porfle Popnecker - December 02, 2011 - Report this comment
So, now that you've "done" it...and written a funny parody like this...what's it like?
Phil N - December 04, 2011 - Report this comment
quite rather "fun"ny
Agrimorfee - December 09, 2011 - Report this comment
Totally genius idea, especially the chanting chorus making me giggle every time it comes up. Extremely wellpaced too. But dude, you left too many OS words in!
Rex - December 21, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) So...are you a...parodist? Do you...parody? Nudge nudge wink wink, know what I mean? I bet you do, I bet you do. (WRITE SOME MOOOOOOOOORE!)
Below Average Dave - December 22, 2011 - Report this comment
TCOP---I'm not a big Monty Python writer-but the whole thing made sense to me, this was very very good--one of your best. . .wow, you rocked Missy Elliott, very good
Blaydeman - December 22, 2011 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Innuendo City! I have an immature mind so I loved this. So funny, and to accomplish it on the Missy Elliott round was spectacular!
Blaydeman - January 17, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See directly above ^^^^
Chris Bodily TM - January 17, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Ahem... That was quite interesting. It is always a treat to see a Monty Python-related parody on here, though I'm not too familiar with this particular sketch. I'm a novice in my Pythonism, just like I'm a novice Trekkie. It took me a while to get used to the fast pace, but once I grabbed it I stayed on. Great work, if you catch my drift. ;) 555
Abbott Skelding - January 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Great job with the pacing and rhyming with the OS. Never been a huge Monty Python fan, but I think even without it, it turned out really well. Nice work!
Glen S - January 23, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm a Python fan, so I enjoyed this. Hard match-ups and you used soundalikes to the original in some very cool places. Well done overall.
Blaydeman - January 25, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above ^^^
Jeff Reuben - January 31, 2012 - Report this comment
Also a Python fan, well done. Some funny stuff in here.

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