-> "Hide With Sheep"
Original Song Title:
"Hide and Seek"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Hide With Sheep"
The Lyrics
Slick of me
Watch my stealth skills get me noms
Don't ask me how I made this suit with paws
I worked my way around it
Knitting, stitching
Though it's accurate, can't hide my eyes
Won't stop my plans for it
Been too long that I've planned this, so sit there and behold
Me get stealthy
Hide with sheep
Wolves with sewing machines?
You might jeer
Get your rear chomped
Other wolves don't have the balls
To dress in fleecy cotton shorts
But I'm bolder
And sheep have delectability I miss
Must bite
Hide with sheep
Love my sewing machine (oh, still hung up on that, I fear)
Farmer here (oh)
Do I fear? Nah
Mmm, run away
Oh, if you knew your swift death's
Closer than you think
Mmm, run away
Mmm, I'll soon feast on your flesh
Cause you're all twits
Mmm, run away
Mmm, gonna sink in all my teeth
Your throat, I'm gonna rip
Ooh, run away
Hmm, right there, you'll stay
Farmer Joe will find when he next counts
There's one less sheep frolicking about (frolicking about)
I'll be eating once dragged out of sight, true (dragged out of sight, true)
Cause I'm not that thick, no, I'm not that thick (hide with sheep)
Swear my nose is telling me lies now
The scent of sheep's lacking here, but how (hide with sheep)?
And I'm seeing lots of gaps in their wool
How could I have missed something like this, feel like a twit (hide with sheep)?
No, no, they all stole my trick, no, no, worked so hard on it (hide with sheep)
No, no, not one sheep to nick, they're all wolves, screw this
Leaving now, screw this
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