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Song Parodies -> "Double Speak"

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Original Performer:

Purity Ring

Parody Song Title:

"Double Speak"

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The Lyrics

It's never fun being the wallflower at the party. You never know what anyone's going on about...
My frame of ref'rence? Narrow
Nothing 'bout what you've said sticks (sticks)
A little lost, no reason here to lie
"Your fears are silly, you're just a little silly geek"
That there? That's the first thing you've said
Where I get it, really get it, zero tricks
But all the rest is nonsense gibberish, gibberish
I've listened closely, oh, listened closely, what's this shit?

"The carts with charters are rising"?
"My grounded stairs are gold with cheese"?
Repeat them back, I dare you, try it
What's all this crazy, crazy double speak?

Has to be code, can't solve it
Makes no sense, no frigging sense, at least to me
But this room has no lost pace
Know what you're talking, know just what you're talking in this place
Hate to be this damn clueless
Why'd you even invite me?
Should've drawn eyes upon my eyelids
Then I could dream through, I could just dream through all you freaks

"My parts won't hover with icing"?
"Live cows with bears can chop through bees"?
"We'll steal his kidneys, where's the ice bin?"?
What's all this crazy, crazy double speak?

Back track a bit, did I hear "ice bi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-in"?

"Jane. Some four. A nine over the two. Mix me up some kraal over the ma-ma-ma-ma. Sheeszh. Goh. Im. Shh. Nononono. Balalala. Seek out the chalky dust of the love-salmon" - Bill Bailey on dentists.

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