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Song Parodies -> "Beets on My Bun"

Original Song Title:

"Beat of My Drum"

Original Performer:

Nicola Roberts

Parody Song Title:

"Beets on My Bun"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

The usual, please! You know, my usual. Us-u-al. God, these employees are idiots and it's not my fault in the slightest. US-U-AL.
Wanted just a bite to set things right
Hate to feel my stomach reel
In my local corner shop, I dip
"What's up? What's up? What's up?"
Salutations handed out
How well is your bus'ness now?
The usual, quickly, please
Now, chop-chop, chop-chop, right quick
Oh, you forgot my standard now?
Oh, you must be new here, that's how

Listen to me:
Cram all the beets on my bun
Slam all the beets on my bun
Listen to me:
Slam all the beets on my bun
Cram all the beets on my b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bun

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Yeah! Yeah! That's what I want

No need to be slack, I need my snack
Cut the crap, head to the back
Find your big sack o' beets, know you have those
Then chop until you drop
Only way I like my food
Stupid amounts of beetroot
Eat 'em til I'm leakin' out
Less blood, more beetroot juice (want to bleed beetroot juice)
Oh, excuses, how weak they sound
"Oh, we don't do burgers, leave now"

Listen to me:
Stack all the beets on my bun
Whack all the beets on my bun
Listen to me:
Whack all the beets on my bun
Stack all the beets on my b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bun

Cram all the beets on my bun
Slam, slam, slam, slam all the bee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eets
Whack all the beets on my bun
Stack, stack, stack
Bun, bun, bun
Cram all the bee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eets on my bun

Listen to me:
Cram all the beets on my bun
Slam all the beets on my bun
Listen to me:
Stack all the beets on my bun
Whack all the beets on my bun
Listen to me:
Slam all the beets on my bun
Cram all the beets on my bun
Listen to me:
Whack all the beets on my bun
Stack all the beets on my b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bun

Was my satirical intro meant to set up how I intended the listener to pronounce "usual" with three syllables? No. Did it work out that way? Maybe. Am I rambling? ALWAYS.

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