-> "I Got An Itch"
Original Song Title:
"I Love My Bitch"
Parody Song Title:
"I Got An Itch"
The Lyrics
I got an itch
(Was it a mozzie?)
I got an itch
(A crazy mozzie?)
I got an itch
(A deadly mozzie?)
I got an itch
(More than a mozzie?)
I got an itch
(A lot of mozzies?)
I got an itch
(Fuckload of mozzies?)
I got an itch
(A mondo-mozzie?)
I'm scratchin' all the way to town
Just watch the way my fingers go
This thing ain't ever lettin' up
Can't do two-handed things no mo'
This itch just drives me crazy
It's on my back just out of reach
1...canna reach
2...canna reach
3...canna reach
I got an itch
All day I gotta scratch scratch
I got an itch
(Was it a mozzie?)
So irritating, scratch scratch
I got an itch
(Was it a mozzie?)
I canna stop it, scratch scratch
I got an itch
(Was it a mozzie?)
I got an itch
Canna reach
It's really itchy, scratch scratch
So itchy, boy
(I got an itch)
So bloody itchy, scratch scratch
Damn itchy, boy
(I got an itch)
So bloody itchy
(I got an itch)
So bloody itchy
(I got an itch)
So bloody itchy
(I got an itch)
It saps ma joy
I got this thing that I just canna get
I'm not sure if I'm ill or if my back just got bit
That makes no sense, first option leads to the two
But it doesn't matter how it happened though, does it dude?
But if I was bitten, what kind of bug?
Diff'rent diseases possible, must know what it was
Cause...see, that's the thing
Crucial thing, what's the thing
Could help my itch
This itch the type that stops my brain flow
Piles the stress on me when I got problems to solve
If you knew the itch that I got going on me
On my back, where exactly it is I canna see
See, swear this itch be all over the place
Fucker moves, I swear it, serious look on my face, ya see?
The look's legit, it is legit
I'm serious, I hate this itch
This itch ain't never slowing down
That's why I'm crawling on the flo'
Right now it's somewhere on my butt
Won't be there too long, that's fo' sho'
This itch just drives me crazy
Now on my back just out of reach
1...canna reach
2...canna reach
3...canna reach
I got an itch
All day I gotta scratch scratch
I got an itch
(Where is the bugger?)
So irritating, scratch scratch
I got an itch
(Where is the bugger?)
I canna stop it, scratch scratch
I got an itch
(Where is the bugger?)
I got an itch
Canna reach
It's really itchy, scratch scratch
So itchy, boy
(I got an itch)
So bloody itchy, scratch scratch
Damn itchy, boy
(I got an itch)
So bloody itchy
(I got an itch)
So bloody itchy
(I got an itch)
So bloody itchy
(I got an itch)
It saps ma joy
Why won't it itch in one place at a time
But no, this friggin' itch switches spots on a dime
Though what's got me pissed off is my friends are all fine
We all went through the same forest on the same bloody night
Somehow, although we all went through the same conditions
Yeah, we all had the same clothes and the same type of protection
I'm sayin'...it's got me pissed
Completely pissed, totally pissed
Cause they don't itch
This fact is buggin' me, this shit ain't fair
Why am I the only one who has this itch everywhere
Extremely stupid, only joined them 'cause of a dare
Travel with the guys, what do I get? Itchy despair
Check this: buddies said that they will do what they can
Then they took the next flight home and left me here in Sudan
I'm sayin'...I'm kinda pissed
Cause I've been ditched, I hate them gits
I hate this itch
My buddies went and let me down
Took all my cash and extra clothes
Wish they were here, I'd beat them up
Take all there stuff and fly for home
Don't know the local language
Don't have the patience anyway
1...cause I itch
2...cause I itch
3...cause I itch
I hate this itch
All day I gotta scratch scratch
I got an itch
(Stuck in the forest)
So irritating, scratch scratch
I got an itch
(Stuck in the forest)
I canna stop it, scratch scratch
I got an itch
(Stuck in the forest)
I got an itch
Canna reach
It's really itchy, scratch scratch
So itchy, boy
(I got an itch)
So bloody itchy, scratch scratch
Damn itchy, boy
(I got an itch)
So bloody itchy
(I got an itch)
So bloody itchy
(I got an itch)
So bloody itchy
(I got an itch)
It saps ma joy
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