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Song Parodies -> "Throat Sounds"

Original Song Title:

"Ghost Town"

Original Performer:

Adam Lambert

Parody Song Title:

"Throat Sounds"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2015 self-challenge. A spontaneously mute man sings out his troubles...somehow.
I-I wish I could just scream
Somehow it see-eems I can't ma-ake throa-oat sounds
Why-y? Don't know, search me
Cause yesterda-ay, see, I could belt songs rea-eal loud
Pou-oured drugs in my face
But there's no cha-ange, it's a distre-esse-er
I-In this funk, I'll stay
I know you-ou'll say I should keep good ma-anners
I can't, you-ou dope, i-it's hard to make throat sounds

Too-oo hard to make throat sounds
Tried hard, can't make throat sounds
I-It's hard to make throat sounds

I-I hate writin' my screeds
Because real speech contains my infle-ections
My sarcasm gets missed
Come off as a dick, 'twas not my inte-ention
Su-ure, my face was untou-ouched
You'd think it was not mu-uch to ask all those a-assholes
To see-ee my expressions
But they're the real di-icks, they're claimin' it's my-y fault
The cause? Do-on't know, sti-ill hard to make throat sounds

So-o hard to make throat sounds
Ooh-ooh, too hard to make throat sounds
Trie-ied hard, can't make throat sounds

I want my voice to be hea-eard, sick of scribblin'
Ev'ry damn thought in my lo-o-obes down, down, down
Wait, if my voice has gone dea-ead, how'm I singin'?
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, so hard makin' throat sounds

Ooh-ooh, it's hard makin' throat sounds
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, so hard makin' throat sounds
Said it's hard, too hard to make throat sounds
Trie-ied hard, can't make throat sounds

Hey, three days in a row where the artist's name starts with "A". Will this trend continue?! Spoilers: no.

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