-> "Wine"
Original Song Title:
"Mine"
Parody Song Title:
"Wine"
The Lyrics
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Who left this bottle on our damn restaurant table?
Have it thrown out, I don't want that
It might be free shit, but the taste's appallin'
Not even a drop on my tongue, I still know it's crap
You say "That's total bullshit"
How is this hard to work out?
Won't stick that in my gullet
'Cause, cause of this one fact now:
If I want liquor, which I don't, cause I hate hangovers
I'd want somethin' without the stigma, alright
Beer's for ev'ryone, but this stuff makes you look a poser
So I will not drink any kind of wine
So snobby is the culture that surrounds this liquor
Is this one full? Who cares? Drink it up, mate
Needs a good finish, a good body and other bollocks
So much prestige for what's basic'lly old grapes
This is my piece to say
Don't you try to throw me out
Sure, I have yet to pay
But, but, Mister Waiter, hear me out:
Don't really need my liquor rated by when it's bottled
Was the best year '63? Don't care, alright
All of this snootiness makes my enjoyment feel throttled
Another reason why I don't like wine
I know you'll ask me if I've tried it and, yes, I've dabbled
A sip or two got in me, both red and white
It was all bitter, which just made me even more baffled
Who needs six umpteen diff'rent kinds of wine?
Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Instead of wakin' up at 2:30 AM
Inside a trash bin, naked with shoes on your hands
All that that wine'll do is give you a headache through the week
Least that's what I've been through, fine
If you got smashed on Bordeaux
Then I won't say that it's lies
But still I think this whole wine thing blows
I'm pissed, I think "liquor" and I don't think "makes you look posher"
Don't wanna be a stuck-up douche, I'll stick with beer, right
I've had enough of this industry, where's my lager?
No point in this thing that people call wine
Hold on, why'd you grab
My arm? Cut it out, man
Refusin' service? That's a giant load of pure bollocks (hold on, that's just crap)
Can't force me to ditch just cause I hate wine (hold on)
Yeah-eah, yeah-eah, yeah
I don't believe it (hold on)
Yeah-eah, yeah-eah, yeah
I'm makin' a scene now (hold on)?
Yeah-eah, yeah-eah, yeah
Yeah, I can see it
Yeah-eah, yeah-eah, yeah
Cause I'm singin' now (cause I'm singin' now, singin' now)
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