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Song Parodies -> "Hot Collar"

Original Song Title:

"Cold Water"

Original Performer:

Major Lazer ft. Justin Bieber & MØ

Parody Song Title:

"Hot Collar"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Part of my "Into Pieces" self-challenge. Hot under the collar: angry, resentful, or embarrassed. One man asks: how did his friend get this way?
Ev'rybody gets ma-ad at times, I know
But I'm just confused why you're pissed now, though
Just take a deep breath and let it go
Can't be that bad, cool down, you do-ope
Your left eye is sti-ill twitchin', losin' your co-ompo-osure
Got a hot, ho-ot collar, it's true-ue
A real unpleasa-ant shade of purple-ish-red, you-our fa-ace is
What the hell i-is ragin' in you-ou?
It might o-ove-erflo-ow

I ju-ust don't know
Why a-are you right ri-iled tonight?
I plai-ain don't know
Your ra-age is quite hi-igh tonight

Yeah, we all get pi-issed at times, I kno-o-ow
Sometimes deserved, sometimes a "no"
But although your anger's really well sold, oh-oh-oh-oh
The source of i-it's still a great unknown
Almost see steam e-escapin' out your ears, no-o jo-okin'
A real hot, ho-ot collar, that's you-ou
I want an expla-anation why your pulse is fa-ast pa-acin'
What exactly-y's ragin' in you-ou?
I sure ho-ope you-ou kno-ow

I wa-ant to know (I want to know, to know, know, know)
Your a-anger's quite hi-igh tonight
Please le-et me know
Why a-are you right ri-iled tonight?

Aggrieved friend:
C'mon, c'mon
How the hell could you not know?
You're the one who's irked me-e so
So you're the-e do-ope (dope, dope, dope, dope)
You should know, should know
That you're standin' on my toe
With your giant cleats, you-ou schmoe (total schmoe)
Get off my-y toe-oe-oe

Well, no-ow I know (great, now I know, I know, know, know)
Why you-ou are right ri-iled tonight
I fi-in'lly know
Why ra-age is quite hi-igh tonight
And no-ow I know
So ca-alm down, bro

Turns out Captain Broman needs to watch where he's standing.

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