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Song Parodies -> "Liar Nose"

Original Song Title:

"Firestone"

Original Performer:

Kygo ft. Conrad Sewell

Parody Song Title:

"Liar Nose"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2015 self-challenge. Some people have really obvious tells when they lie. Not to the point of hideous nose growth, but you get my point.
Not ashamed, I'm a li-iar
I've made la-arge fi-ibs in my time
But what su-ucks, I can't hi-ide it
Somethin' cha-ange-es in me, right
There's nothin' wro-ong with my ti-imbre
Voice don't shi-ift o-or crack with fear
No, my ha-ands start to shi-iver
And then my wo-ords bu-urn up and die

I don't like my-y liar no-ose
Not lit'ral, right, that would be du-umb
When I lie somethin' in me goe-oes
All crazy-like i-in a way that hu-u-urts
Don't like my-y liar no-ose
My left-most thigh jiggles a bu-unch
When I try to make the thing slo-ow
One on the right ji-iggles even wo-o-orse
Why-y must my limbs je-e-erk?

Ca-an't lie, my limbs je-e-erk
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Je-e-erk
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Liar no-o-ose

Watch my neck when I lie-ie
My veins bu-ulge all freaky-li-ike
Wish my a-arms could be se-evered
Cause they flai-ail a-around mid-lie

I don't like my-y liar no-ose
Can see my eye twitchin' like nu-uts
Block my sight, betrayed by my no-ose
Full cloak I've tried, wa-aves like post-gas bu-u-urst
Don't like my-y liar nose
You say "don't lie-ie", that would be du-umb
Truth must hide or to jail I'd go
And on my side: no-o man in the wo-o-orld

Whe-en the truth's distu-u-urbed
My-y whole body je-e-erks
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Je-e-erks
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Liar no-o-ose

Here is where I'd put some sort of clever reference to Lie to Me, but I kinda know jack about that show besides the premise, so I won't.

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