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Song Parodies -> "Damn Kids (Get Off My Lawn)"

Original Song Title:

"Move Bitch"

Original Performer:

Ludacris

Parody Song Title:

"Damn Kids (Get Off My Lawn)"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

This is part of a side-project of mine, where I fill in the missing rounds of the Hip-Hop Specialist Contest. Some of the artists will be different due to them already having a round in Artistry (and I've already done MC Hammer's only hit, so he's been swapped for Lil Wayne). That said, enjoy an old man rambling to the awesome stylings of Ludacris!
Damn kids, get off my lawn
Get off my lawn, kids, get off my lawn
Damn kids, get off my lawn
Get off my lawn, kids, get off my lawn
Damn kids, get off my lawn
Get off my lawn, kids, get off my lawn
Damn kids, get off my lawn
Get off my lawn, kids, get off my lawn

Get lost, ya damn fools!
With your MyFace and Youtubes
Stop your wisecrackin', don't say "chill"
You try to deal with all these pills!
You go waste time with your dumb "crew"
And I'll be thinkin' o' '52
When we were all happy to eat bread
Who needs this new-fangled "Red Bull"
That stuff is death!

Music's confusin', what happened to jazz?
All these kesha whoosits are pointless and crap-a
And why whine about your job flippin' them burgers
When I was workin', I was glad with dollars!
Everything was better back in my day
And all you bratty young children had best be learnin' your place!
I'm ninety-five, even if I was older
I'm not the one stomping on my petunias!

Damn kids, get off my lawn
Get off my lawn, kids, get off my lawn
Damn kids, get off my lawn
Get off my lawn, kids, get off my lawn
Damn kids, get off my lawn
Get off my lawn, kids, get off my lawn
Damn kids, get off my lawn
Get off my lawn, kids, get off my lawn

Kids are dumb, so just go
Uh-oh! Don't gawk kids, move!
No, I'm not alright! Can barely hear a sound
Miss my TV shows, radio too
Close the door, keep the curtains down
If you don't pack up, I'll call the blues!
That's the policemen, my slang's dated
It's better than what you're sayin', you "dudes"

All you kids crowd around, always make fun
Of the old man and what he's doin'
Don't think you'll get far in business
Makin' fun of seniors, wow, you are stupid!
You little schmucks are askin' for a smack
Who put up this graffiti on my car, you kids, tell me that!
Yes, I am bitter, my back's actin' up
I'm sick of dealin' with you kids
I might stick this cane right in your guts

Damn kids, get off my lawn
Get off my lawn, kids, get off my lawn
Damn kids, get off my lawn
Get off my lawn, kids, get off my lawn
Damn kids, get off my lawn
Get off my lawn, kids, get off my lawn
Damn kids, get off my lawn
Get off my lawn, kids, get off my lawn

So go, don't think that my back
Will stop me, know that
Cause if I catch you I'll wisen you with smacks
Might throw my hip out, you kids are stout
Big eaters, no doubt, can't run fast, so watch out
Don't grin, you twits, you're in trouble tonight
I know all your parents' phone numbers, my mem'ry's all right
What, did you think that my mem'ry doesn't work like it did?
I'm not senile, I'm just a grump, I still know ev'rything

Pick on my clothes, your "street" clothes are too revealin'
What are they, size nought? Too gaunt, go and eat somethin'
I'm not a wreck, never took up that LSD
Don't try to tell me 'bout morons like that ICP
Not surprised if you dumb kids dropped outta college
Since "don't pick on seniors" is quite basic knowledge
So go, kids, get off my lawn now
'Cause my cane arm is still strong, don't say "don't have a cow"
You

Damn kids, get off my lawn
Get off my lawn, kids, get off my lawn
Damn kids, get off my lawn
Get off my lawn, kids, get off my lawn
Damn kids, get off my lawn
Get off my lawn, kids, get off my lawn
Damn kids, get off my lawn
Get off my lawn, kids, get off my lawn
The best parody of writing a rap parody without it being for a contest is that you have as long as you like to make sure it's as good as you think you can get it.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Meriadoc - August 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Conq - you deserve way more comments than you get; your stuff is consistently high quality and always makes me laugh. Fave line: "You try to deal with all these pills!" Also liked '52 and his dated slang. Makes me remember my dear old grandpa, constantly peering out the window to see if any 'punks' were out there in the street where they shouldn't be - lol.
Peregrin - August 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Agreed! Man, you pick some hard ones to pace and rhyme and you do a good job.
Porfle Popnecker - September 17, 2012 - Report this comment
I could identify with this because everything was better in my day, too.
Arwen - September 28, 2012 - Report this comment
SOTM...LOVE THIS. Favorite so far, I think...I can totally see this grumpy old man! (and I love Luda!)
Blaydeman - October 01, 2012 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Ah man, it feels good that you even still remember the Hip-Hop Specialist contest (which I'm still trying to bring back, if there's enough interest). I thought the contrast of thinking about an old man hardcore rapping to this was fantastically funny as well as nailing the pacing. Impressive work TCOP (now let's see if we can get the rest of these writers to sign up for the Hip-Hop Specialist contest, we'd be in business)
Abbott Skelding - October 02, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice work! The pacing was pretty good and I really like the title switch. Good job!
Matthias - October 02, 2012 - Report this comment
This song is so funny some might even say it's Ludicrous! I can totally see a bitter old man like Clint Eastwood in "Gran Torino" rapping this one. Actually now that I brought it up I really want to see that!!!
Jeff Reuben - October 02, 2012 - Report this comment
The Old Grumpy Man Rap genre really doesn't get the respect it deserves. Funny idea here!
Glen S - February 26, 2013 - Report this comment
Funny and grumpy :c)
Arwen - February 26, 2013 - Report this comment
SOTY...hahaha...I was reading through this thinking "Man, I just love Luda!" And...then I saw my other comment. :) Still fresh and funny!

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