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Clean Bandit ft. Zara Larsson

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It's tough being the second-in-command of an evil empire. Especially when it decides to cross that line between everyday villainy and cartoonish supervillainy.
Signed up for your villainy
Fuse dark magic with mad science
Thought this world needed more decrees
More iron-fisted form of guidance
But as the years have dragged on
It's lookin' like you've knocked screws loose
Your motto's shifted on its own
To "constant murder", that's unlike you

At least I thought it was, I see
No sign of the man that convinced me
This world belongs underneath your feet
But I must speak the truth

No longer want a part in your villainy
Any perceived slight is worth nuke blows?
Is a slidin' scale, don't drop too low
You have crossed the line so I must go

I'm sorry, but it's all too much (oh-oh-oh)
To go arrest whole clouds for jeerin' (oh-oh-oh-oh)
Then pack 'em in a garbage truck (oh-oh-oh-oh)
To mulch 'em for some soylent feedin' (oh-oh-oh, ho-oh-ho)
That's a new world of villainy
And I know that I don't like it (oh-oh-oh-oh-ho)
A country needs a load of pleebs (country needs a load of pleebs)
To lord over, these deaths feel mindless

Forced fightin' domes sit wrong with me
And the lava bombs don't feel discreet
I can't stand strong while you breed large bees
The size of a baboon

No longer want a part in your villainy
This is just not right, I must say so
There's a kind too wrong, afraid it's so
You're at that point, I can't let it go

Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, ah, ah

One simple shot is all I'd need
To assume control of your large seat
But the PR from your insane deeds
Would hamper all my rules (oh-oh-oh-oh)

No longer want a part in your villainy
It's all petty slights you won't let go
Villainy (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
The kind where a story ends all jokes (oh-oh-oh)
Villainy (ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, ah, ah)
Sympathetic lines won't work now, no (no, no, no, no)
Villainy (ah-ah-ah-ah, ah, ah, ah)
To the rebel houses, I will go
In the hopes that I can then atone

Yes, that was a Simpsons reference up there.

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Cartoon Villain Critic - May 19, 2020 - Report this comment
You should've seen that one absurd "World War II" show they had on the so-called History Channel:

It was thoroughly ridiculous, of course; NOBODY behaves like that in real life!

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