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Song Parodies -> "Dumbass Love Songs Forever"

Original Song Title:

"Love Will Keep Us Together"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Captain & Tennille

Parody Song Title:

"Dumbass Love Songs Forever"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

You'd think that people would have had enough of silly love songs...well, this dude definitely has...
Dumb, dumba-ass love songs foreve-er
Wish that the-ey'd pla-ay them neve-er
For thi-is kind of cheese I do not have a gut stro-o-ong
Roll my eyes round at this hokey-ass slo-op
Please stop, I can't stand no mo-ore, dude
Stop, there's no substa-ance he-ere, true
Talkin' 'bout hearts and how they're lit'rally sha-attered

Dude (dude, do-do-do), turn tha-at schma-altz off right no-ow (do, do-do-do)
Near ev'ry li-ine is trite no-ow (do-do-do)
"Baby-y, you keep bringin' me down, right to the grou-ou-ound"
And yet they get broadcast all over to-own
Won't stop (stop, sto-op), not seen one good re-eview
Stop (stop, sto-op), that's somethin' the-ey wo-on't do
Pain in the arse, these pointless-ass album fi-illers
Generic

"You're so beautiful"
"I'd never, ever do you wro-ong"
"Know our love will last so long
Forever's not enou-ough"
I will, I will, I will
I-I'll thro-o-o-ow u-up if I-I hear more drive-el (ah-ah)
From the-ese pricks with nads shrive-elled (ba-da-da-da)
Their vocals may soar to heights that I can't hit (ba-da-da-da-da-da-da)
But I don't like i-i-it (da)
I hate the sound, wo-orse than the lyri-ics (ba-da-da-da-da-da-da, da)
Please stop (stop, sto-op), cause there's been nothi-in' new
Stop (stop, sto-op), the well's truly-y dry-y, dude
Tryin' too hard to pretend this love's speci-ific (stop, stop, stop, stop, stop)
Generi-ic (a-ba-da generic)
I'm sick (borin'), so sick (borin'), I'm sick (borin')
So-o si-i-i-ick (ah-ah)
Da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-ah

They'll never stop (stop, sto-op), from pop to rock, i-it's true
Stop (stop, sto-op), even gangsta-a ra-ap, dude
Fine if you love them, but I'm really sick o-of it (stop, stop, stop, stop, stop)
I hate i-it (a-ba-da so bullshit)
So sick (borin'), I'm sick (borin'), so sick (borin')
I-I'm si-i-i-ick (ah-ah)
Da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da
It's all utter crap
Da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da

I don't really have an opinion on silly love songs, it's a sorta case-by-case thing. I have more of an issue with generic production than generic lyrics, but that's a topic for another parody.

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Jonathan - July 11, 2016 - Report this comment
well I'm sick of so called country "love" songs if that counts these days love songs in country music just amount to "dayum garl ya lookin' so fine! slide yo @$$ on ova heyah be mine let's get drunk drunk and screw in ma truck truck!" it's pitiful as is the state of country music as a whole these days! 5's

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