She came from the op
Shakin' her boobs
Leading me to think that them ops
Aren't all that bad
No waste of time

She said I should get
An enlargement
All it will take is a pop
Of some saline
Don't change your mind

Now this is what I should do
'Cause I want boobs as big as Leyna's
The prom is coming up soon
I want boys over me like Leyna
Oh, you can call me a fool
'Cause I want mine as big as Leyna's

We sat on the chairs
Waiting for Kline
The doctor to say I was next
Under the light
Got my implants

Walked out on the street
And all the guys
Came and wished that they could take me
To the old prom
In their best pants

Trying to fend off Mike Blue
'Cause I have real big boobs like Leyna's
I had just got them brand new
They just don't look as full as Leyna's
But the guys don't give a poo
They think that they're as good as Leyna's

I fall on the ground
Boobs are a weight
They've almost made me lose my mind
I fall in the street
It's hard just to sleep
I wonder how Leyna does it right

Guys, in the classroom
Watching my boobs
Telling themselves that I may stop
Shutting them down
Wasting my time

So, I feel in my heart
This wasn't good
I should've told Leyna I would NOT
Get some implants
Just for the guys

There's only one thing to do
If I don't want boobs big like Leyna's
A reduction's what I'll do
To make my boobs small unlike Leyna's
But no-one will do the op, poo
Guess I'm stuck with them big as Leyna's

Big as Leyna's
Big as Leyna's