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Song Parodies -> "Big As Leyna's"

Original Song Title:

"All For Leyna"

Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Big As Leyna's"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Just because I happen to be bored, I wrote this to enter it in the Wet T-shirt Contest. And the song is NOT sung from the perspective of me. It's sung from the perspective of a GIRL, got it? I mean, why would a guy like me want to get some boob implants?
She came from the op
Shakin' her boobs
Leading me to think that them ops
Aren't all that bad
No waste of time

She said I should get
An enlargement
All it will take is a pop
Of some saline
Don't change your mind

Now this is what I should do
'Cause I want boobs as big as Leyna's
The prom is coming up soon
I want boys over me like Leyna
Oh, you can call me a fool
'Cause I want mine as big as Leyna's

We sat on the chairs
Waiting for Kline
The doctor to say I was next
Under the light
Got my implants

Walked out on the street
And all the guys
Came and wished that they could take me
To the old prom
In their best pants

Trying to fend off Mike Blue
'Cause I have real big boobs like Leyna's
I had just got them brand new
They just don't look as full as Leyna's
But the guys don't give a poo
They think that they're as good as Leyna's

I fall on the ground
Boobs are a weight
They've almost made me lose my mind
I fall in the street
It's hard just to sleep
I wonder how Leyna does it right

Guys, in the classroom
Watching my boobs
Telling themselves that I may stop
Shutting them down
Wasting my time

So, I feel in my heart
This wasn't good
I should've told Leyna I would NOT
Get some implants
Just for the guys

There's only one thing to do
If I don't want boobs big like Leyna's
A reduction's what I'll do
To make my boobs small unlike Leyna's
But no-one will do the op, poo
Guess I'm stuck with them big as Leyna's

Big as Leyna's
Big as Leyna's
Aren't I just totally insane? Oh, and I doubt this'll be up there with 'Saline' and 'Killer Rack Girl'...

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Rick C - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
For some reason, I cracked up at the guys going to the prom in their best pants. LOL! 555
S.T.G. - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I like it................but to answer the question "why would a guy like me want to get some boob implants?" I dunno, but have you heard what they do in San Fran. Uh-hu, yeah, they're naughty.
bobpiecheese - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
No, STG, I haven't heard what they do in San Fran...but I don't think I want to know.
bobpiecheese - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
No, STG, I haven't heard what they do in San Fran...but I don't think I want to know.
Matthias - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry, I haven't been on in a while my internet connections been haywire... Now that I got to read it I only have one question... Who the hell is Leyna, and is she dating anyone??? Giggity-Giggity-Goo!!!
Dee Range - April 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Wet T- Shirt. If Lenya don't like Mathias, give her my #......1-800-LUV-TITS. Good stuff, man 555
Cat - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wet T-Shirt) It's nice to see that I'm not the only one who likes to step outside gender roles in parodies once in a while! Great job, Pieman.
Red Ant - April 23, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wet T-shirt) Great story here bobpiecheese. Oh, and Dee, please don't give out my phone number anymore. =)
Rick C - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wet T-Shirt) See comment above.
Stuart McArthur - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
(wet t-shirt) yes, the "best pants" line cracked me up too - I don't know this Billy Joel song, but the idea of taking the title and doing what you did with it is ingenious
Jeff Reuben - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Boob: I'm also not familiar with this Billy Joel song, read very well though

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