-> "No Mustard"
Original Song Title:
"Ghostbusters"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"No Mustard"
The Lyrics
No mustard!
There's a real bad taste in my cheap fast food
Told you before: no mustard!
Thought I made it clear when I ordered, dude
Makes me feel sore: no mustard!
Just the smell is so gross
But the taste? Up, I'll throw
Want a refund quick and a new meal fresh
Told you before: no mustard!
Just a drizzle is bad, this is straight up drenched
Ow, know I implored: no mustard!
Better not be a joke
On the "no mustard" bloke
Told you before: no mustard!
My receipt says so, can't claim I'm pro-
Called for no mustard!
Why'd you ask if I'm pro-?
Ooh, not standard with it, jerk
Hmm, don't ignore all my "no"'s
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Told you before: no mustard!
Mmm, I can't be the only one who's said "no", buddy
And thus asked for no mustard! Ow!
Lemme tell ya somethin': mustard makes me retch good
I'll complain 'til you go
And remake it less gross
Don't give me that tone, oh no
"No mustard?
You're actin' just like you're far less a grown man, more like four"
When I've been here before, "no mustard!", ow!
Wasn't a chore, no mustard!
First time asked for no mustard?
Uh, what are you pissed for? No mustard!
Ha ha, told you before: no mustard!
Yes, I mean you
Told you before: no mustard!
Asshole, no mustard!
Might get sacked for "no mustard!"
Might make you poor, "no mustard!"
I just want more no mustard (hahaha)!
Uh, the manager fumes too, "No mustard!"
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