-> "Tongue Stud"
Original Song Title:
"Young Blood"
Parody Song Title:
"Tongue Stud"
The Lyrics
Already had my earlobes filled
Get some pain from my brows still
Where should I next stick something in?
No, not in there, I meant my skin
The thought of metal near my teeth
Is something that'll make me freak
Prefer to decrease dentistry
Ee-yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah
Happy to embed in my skull
So much metal, I must mull
Over plans for holidays
Hard for me to board a plane
Metal detectors shriek and whine
It takes up ev'rybody's time
So I don't wanna hurt them twice
And get my spit all on their site
So my tongue will remain pristine
Open it wide, won't find a sheen
Don't want a stud inside of me
Ee-yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah
My decision, simple to take
But you bicker, claim my standards are fake
Don't belittle, insults aren't gonna take
"Got a Prince Albert and yet the line that you make
Is against the tongue studs, what the
Hell's your problem?" You're my problem
Cause I don't need your dumb critiques
So what if I've shivved my own peen
With a steel bolt? That's fine with me
Ee-yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah (I don't need a)
What I don't need's a metal piece (such a bother)
Bothering while I'm tryna eat (I don't want a)
So I don't want a tongue stud, please (think they're awful)
Ee-yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah
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