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Song Parodies -> "Poor Princess Peach"

Original Song Title:

"Papa Don't Preach"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Poor Princess Peach"

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The Lyrics

Ah, Princess Peach, the classic video game damsel in distress...wonder if she ever gets sick of the same old schtick? Enjoy!
Standard day as the Mushroom Kingdom prince-ess
Bowser wants to take over the world
Before I could leave to-own
He came to take me
In fighting games, I can be stro-ong
Defeat the Koopalings and both Kongs
But now I-I pla-ay the pa-art
Of the poor kidnapped lady

You could say I'm used to this now
But I'm quite sick of the daily round
I'll get out of distre-ess, revenge wi-ill be tasty

I'm Princess Peach, kidnapped constantly
Poor Princess Peach, just sucks to be me
But that will change tonight, I-I-I'll drive Bowser crazy
Ooh-ooh, won't need no-one to save me, mmm-mmm

First step for me, seems apparently
King Koopa's trapped in complacency-y
Only set two-o guards, ri-ight
Goombas, soo-oon to die-ie

But what of these bars, I may hear you bring up
Well, that's why I brought along this super mush
I've planned this all ou-oit, so Bowse-er will fry-y

Poor Princess Peach, that's what folks call me
I'm Princess Peach, useless as can be
That will all change tonight, I-I-I'm gonna escape, see
Ooh, won't need plumbers to save me, ooh-ooh, oh-oh

Koopa Troopas, just taste my high-heeled feet
No way, Thwomps, won't be crushing me
Gonna tear this whole castle do-own
And kick Bowser's butt
His scaly butt (huge butt)

I'm free-ee (so)
Poor Princess Peach, I'll no longer be
Poor Princess Peach, soon the world will see
That no longer will I cry-y-y "Mario save me"
Ooh, because now I will save me, ooh-ooh, oh-oh

Poor Princess Peach, they'll stop calling me
I'm Princess Peach, butt-kicker supreme
Poor Princess Peach, no more whines from me
I'm Princess Peach, keep your hands off me (poor Princess Peach)
Oh-oh, wasn't that hard to save me, ooh-ooh (poor Princess Peach)
I'm Princess Peach (that was fun, didn't end badly)
I'm Princess Peach (I know, I'll play golf with Daisy)

Took me a few tries to come up with a good angle for this parody, but I think "Peach kicks all the asses" worked pretty well.

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