The Lyrics
Ohh wooaah
Ohh wooaah
Ohh wooaah
You say you hate me, but still you care
You are my brother, what greasy hair
Sometimes we hug, and then you fart
And that is one of the few times that I will part
Ding! A new item, we are playin'
Smash Bros Brawl, and you are winnin'
I'm sayin' "Bugger!" when I lose my last life
Why are you giving me such a good time?
And I'm just like...
Jabez, Jabez, Jabez oooh
Why Jabez, Jabez, Jabez nooo
Why Jabez, Jabez, Jabez oooh
Why can't you make up your mind (mind)
Jabez, Jabez, Jabez oooh
Why Jabez, Jabez, Jabez nooo
Why Jabez, Jabez, Jabez oooh
Why can't you make up your mind (mind)
Ask you to do a simple favour
And sometimes you'll reply with "Yeah, whatever"
Sometimes you agree, that's cool, that's so kind of you
But it's this kinda thing that's so damn confusing
My brain's in pieces, damn you, Jabez
First you hate me, then we're mates, am I just crazy
You push me down, down, down, down
And I just can't believe there's your hand to help me now
And I'm like...
Jabez, Jabez, Jabez oooh
Why Jabez, Jabez, Jabez nooo
Why Jabez, Jabez, Jabez oooh
Why can't you make up your mind (mind)
Jabez, Jabez, Jabez oooh
Why Jabez, Jabez, Jabez nooo
Why Jabez, Jabez, Jabez oooh
Why can't you make up your mind (mind)
Brother!
I ask for coffee, you make a nice cup
Although that's only after I ask you, Jabez
After 'bout twenty-five minutes since I first asked, what the fuck?
Sometimes I think you're crazy, sometimes you're my bud
Sometimes you're so lazy, sometimes you're quite fun
Sometimes we both pound, with hands and feet though most times it's verbally and
We can talk for hours, but I'm so glad when you're leavin' for the weekend
Sometimes you're very gratin', this love-and-hate relation
Phenomenon is crazy, so I just keep on saying...
Jabez, Jabez, Jabez oooh
Why Jabez, Jabez, Jabez nooo
Why Jabez, Jabez, Jabez oooh
Why can't you make up your mind (mind)
Jabez, Jabez, Jabez oooh
Why Jabez, Jabez, Jabez nooo
Why Jabez, Jabez, Jabez oooh
Why can't you make up your mind (mind)
How come (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
This feels so wrong (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
Been friends so long (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
But you're a twonk (twonk, twonk, twonk...)
How come