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Song Parodies -> "Jabez"

Original Song Title:

"Baby"

Original Performer:

Justin Bieber

Parody Song Title:

"Jabez"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

You ever had that kind of frienship where you always bicker yet are still good friends? You ever had that with your brother? I do. This parody isn't meant to be all about my bro, it's meant to be about that kind of friendship, what TV Tropes calls Vitriolic Best Buds, I'm just using his name because he came up with the idea. "Jabez" is pronounced "Jay-bee", okay?
Ohh wooaah
Ohh wooaah
Ohh wooaah

You say you hate me, but still you care
You are my brother, what greasy hair
Sometimes we hug, and then you fart
And that is one of the few times that I will part

Ding! A new item, we are playin'
Smash Bros Brawl, and you are winnin'
I'm sayin' "Bugger!" when I lose my last life
Why are you giving me such a good time?
And I'm just like...

Jabez, Jabez, Jabez oooh
Why Jabez, Jabez, Jabez nooo
Why Jabez, Jabez, Jabez oooh
Why can't you make up your mind (mind)

Jabez, Jabez, Jabez oooh
Why Jabez, Jabez, Jabez nooo
Why Jabez, Jabez, Jabez oooh
Why can't you make up your mind (mind)

Ask you to do a simple favour
And sometimes you'll reply with "Yeah, whatever"
Sometimes you agree, that's cool, that's so kind of you
But it's this kinda thing that's so damn confusing
My brain's in pieces, damn you, Jabez
First you hate me, then we're mates, am I just crazy
You push me down, down, down, down
And I just can't believe there's your hand to help me now

And I'm like...
Jabez, Jabez, Jabez oooh
Why Jabez, Jabez, Jabez nooo
Why Jabez, Jabez, Jabez oooh
Why can't you make up your mind (mind)

Jabez, Jabez, Jabez oooh
Why Jabez, Jabez, Jabez nooo
Why Jabez, Jabez, Jabez oooh
Why can't you make up your mind (mind)

Brother!
I ask for coffee, you make a nice cup
Although that's only after I ask you, Jabez
After 'bout twenty-five minutes since I first asked, what the fuck?
Sometimes I think you're crazy, sometimes you're my bud
Sometimes you're so lazy, sometimes you're quite fun
Sometimes we both pound, with hands and feet though most times it's verbally and
We can talk for hours, but I'm so glad when you're leavin' for the weekend
Sometimes you're very gratin', this love-and-hate relation
Phenomenon is crazy, so I just keep on saying...

Jabez, Jabez, Jabez oooh
Why Jabez, Jabez, Jabez nooo
Why Jabez, Jabez, Jabez oooh
Why can't you make up your mind (mind)

Jabez, Jabez, Jabez oooh
Why Jabez, Jabez, Jabez nooo
Why Jabez, Jabez, Jabez oooh
Why can't you make up your mind (mind)

How come (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
This feels so wrong (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
Been friends so long (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
But you're a twonk (twonk, twonk, twonk...)
How come
Hours has two syllables. Jabez is my little bro, and he is an absolute wanker, but a great guy hang out with. Kif, we have a conundrum.

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Syncronos - July 23, 2011 - Report this comment
I love my little brother...so I like this parody. I HATE Justin Beaver...yet I still like this parody. Kudos, TCOP
Matthias - May 05, 2012 - Report this comment
This was a pretty cute parody about brotherly love. Nothing too hilarious in his one but I liked it just the same.
Porfle Popnecker - May 07, 2012 - Report this comment
I like this one...mabez.
agrimorfee - May 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Caught in a rad bromance...
Mark Scotti - May 07, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) Like that theme...bro...LOL
Blaydeman - May 10, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) D-Mon and I have the same kind of relationship so this really hit home for me. I thought it was cute, but not over-the-top funny. I still enjoyed it a lot though!
Abbott Skelding - May 15, 2012 - Report this comment
As the oldest of three brothers, I could totally relate to this one, nice work!
D-Mon - May 18, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) Sibling relationships are always complex, but they're great when they're strong. Liked this a lot.

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