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Song Parodies -> "Outside's Humid, Sucks"

Original Song Title:

"Just the Two of Us"

Parody Song Title:

"Outside's Humid, Sucks"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Muggy weather. Blows, doesn't it?
I rarely go outside at all
Yet when I do, I'm a-apa-alled
At the weather that I go through
Sun could be hot, it makes me blind
Could be so wet, need boat ri-ides
Right now, it's a mix of both, it's true

Cau-ause it's humid, sucks
Somehow feels both wet and dry-y
Outside's humid, sucks (outside's humid, sucks)
Ou-outside's humid, sucks
I don't want to be outsi-ide
When it's humid, sucks, ain't a lie

The muggy-y feelin' swamps my ears
Water vapour's a-all it i-is
Unique way for weathe-er to blow
Can't keep the vapour off my face
With a brolly or coo-ool shades
The vapour won't go a-away, no-o

Ou-outside's humid, sucks
Almost makes me want to cry-y
Outside's humid, sucks (outside's humid, sucks)
Ou-outside's humid, sucks
Hate when I'm forced to go outsi-ide
When it's humid, sucks, it's no lie

A humid day is utter balls
Whether you're in o-overa-alls
Or on the cusp of bein' nude
Cause personal space, you'll get none
Swarms around you like some bu-ugs
And your words become bloo-oody crude

Cau-ause it's humid, sucks
Have to keep my door shut ti-ight
Outside's humid, su-ucks (outside's humid, sucks)
Ou-outside's humid, sucks
Don't want it in here with me, ri-ight
Outside's humid, su-u-u-ucks, not a lie-ie-ie
Outside's humid, sucks
Tru-ust me, humid su-ucks (there's no comfort when it's humid, sucks)
My good mood gets smothered, buddy, yeah
Outside's humid, sucks
Tru-ust me, humid sucks (zero comfort when it's humid, sucks)

Outside's humid, sucks
I hate walkin' when it's humid, sucks
Outside's humid, sucks
No travellin' when it's humid, sucks
Outside's humid, sucks
I can't see you when it's humid, sucks
Outside's humid, sucks
I hate movin' when it's humid, sucks
Outside's humid, sucks

I call this kind of weather "phlegh" weather. Cause that's the noise I make when I walk outside. As in "here I go on my daily walk around the PHLEEEGH it's muggy out".

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