You can only feel what your skin wants to feel
When it's numb, can't feel a thing, which sucks
I'm frozen
Left the front door open

I hate winter with all of my heart
I close that door, it may be a start
Still frozen
Left the back door open

Brrrrr, if I could melt the floor
Brrrrr, then I could move once more
Brrrrr, Mmmmmm, really hurts to pee*
Brrrrr, sucks to be me

Well, there's no way I'm going outside
I'll stay in here, but it makes me cry
I'm frozen
Left the side door open

I saw a bird who tried to fly
Wings frozen stiff, fell from the sky
It's frozen
Now the window's broken

Brrrrr, my fireplace is dead
Brrrrr, no longer glowing red
Brrrrr, also, it is cold
Brrrrr, freezing my balls

It's ten to eight and I'm getting hungry
I'll find my keys and get in the Humvee
Car's frozen
Left the windows open

Brrrrr, and now the car won't start
Brrrrr, I lift the hood and gasp
Brrrrr, engine's frozen up
Brrrrr, well, I give up

I'm stuck here in my room
Brrrrr, my pizza's coming soon
Brrrrr, fin'lly it arrives
Brrrrr, can't believe my eyes

The sun is shining bright