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Song Parodies -> "Don't Want To Awaken"

Original Song Title:

"Californication"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Want To Awaken"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

This basically me in the morning, though a bit more articulate. Usually my morning language is closer to a zombie than the Chili Peppers.
Wake up feeling tired
Man, my head is really achin'
Don't have an alarm, so
I can't slam on the snooze button
Cause I was having a cool dream
I don't want to awaken

Was the end of the world
And I had to fix civilisation
That's interesting to me
More than my life of food and internet searchin'
And that's one of the reasons I
Do not want to awaken

'Kay, I give in, very well
I've done my share of stalling
Although I'm still ticked, I can't resist
The interwebs's calling

Had more time, I swore
It felt like dawn
Ev'ry day, I must awaken
Though I don't want to awaken

No early bird, I would very much prefer
To be sleepin' all through they day, son
Alarm it cries, and the sun's in my eyes
And the neighbour's fryin' bacon
I hate that smell cause it just riles me up
And that makes me awaken

Don't want to get up, 'cause I fear
That either way the day will be wasted
So I say why not spend it here
My bed's just so comfy, just face it
But then my stomach starts to growl
So I have to awaken

E'vry day will start that way
To my utter frustration
Ev'rybody's been there
In that bullshit situation

Ev'ry day I'm torn
Wake up or snore?
Ev'ry day, I must awaken
Ev'ry day, I must awaken
Ev'ry day, I must awaken
Though I don't want to awaken

I'm too comfy to leave my bed, you know
And my body, it is achin'
But now my arse did a smelly fart
And what a fart, my bed is shakin'
So before that smell enters my nose
Think it's best I awaken

I've got spray deodorant
Full blast, my fingers achin'*
Shower would be best
Can't take no risk
That smells like rotten bacon

Well, that worked for sure
To stop my snores
Ev'ry day, I must awaken
Though I don't want to awaken
What would get me to awaken
Farts straight from the bowels of Satan
*You try holding down the button on an aerosol can for lengthy periods of time.

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Porfle Popnecker - March 15, 2012 - Report this comment
I can identify with this, except my own flatulence has never driven me out of a comfy bed!
Abbott Skelding - March 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Normally I'm a fan of potty humor, but I don't think that this parody needed it. Everything was superb until the end for me. It's still a really good spoof that covers a topic we all can relate with (except for me most of the time, because I'm normally a morning person).
Mark Scotti - March 16, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) Everything comes out good in the end...especially gases...LOL
Agrimorfee - March 24, 2012 - Report this comment
Not to say the morning farts were unnecessary...but they became the song focus. Seems like you ran out of things to say about trying to wake up. This isn't one of your better works, big guy.
Blaydeman - March 29, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) I agree with Aggy. I felt the first half of the parody was strong, but the second half really seemed to have lost focus on the overall theme. It went from not getting out of bed to one long fart joke. Idk, TCOP, I really enjoyed half of it.
D-Mon - March 29, 2012 - Report this comment
(ABC) I always enjoy a good fart joke. I liked it!
Matthias - April 02, 2012 - Report this comment
I think you ran out of steam on this one because talking about a smelly fart for that long has nothing to do with the parody for the most part. I'm not a fan of toilet humor unless it's done in a particularly goofy way... See: "Pee-Ammo Man" and I think it hurt your parody more than helped it.

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