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Song Parodies -> "Snap That Glove"

Original Song Title:

"Bad at Love"

Original Performer:

Halsey

Parody Song Title:

"Snap That Glove"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Turnin' It Up" self-challenge. And with this, I finally even out my Marvel-DC parodies with a little ditty about Thanos the Mad Titan! In particular, how his motivations vary across the mediums...
Could describe him as Titanian
Both in terms of mass and his origin
You may know somebody who's a bit obsessed with death
But Thanos takes it way further than all of them
Since this is comics, death's more than a state
There's a physical embodiment and she's the base
Of the reason why the Mad Titan wants to create
A new mitt outfitted with six rocks, all for a date
He conceived, he conceived, he conceived, he conceived this atrocity
A felony, felony, felony, felony so immense, you see
Look, Mistress Death may be a babe, but I
Think this plan's a bit insane, yeah
Thanos is a tad insane, cause

He'll snap that glove, ooh, ooh
Half the universe is dyin'
Loved ones are left cryin', weepin'
It's a bit much, ooh, ooh
Try some other trick, geez
Thanos, you're a dick, please
Don't snap that glove

I know some of you are all surprised
Cause Thanos in the films didn't give out bedroom eyes
To a woman who just blanked him ev'ry time
I'm happy, that was dumb, glad that part got revised
So now this giant purple dude
With the massive biceps and a chin with grooves
Wants to save ev'ryone, it's true
To do that with wanton murder is a little rude
He conceived, he conceived, he conceived, he conceived this atrocity
A felony, felony, felony, felony so immense, you see
Look, you may think your plan's great, but I
Think it's just a bit insane, yeah
Thanos is a tad insane, cause

He'll snap that glove, ooh, ooh
When he could be food stock-pilin'
He prefers the dyin' way, this
Seems a bit much, ooh, ooh
Narrow-minded prick, geez
Thanos, you're a dick, please
Don't snap that glove, ooh, ooh
Oh, please don't, please don't, please don't, please don't (ooh, ooh)
Don't snap that glove, ooh, ooh
Don't snap that glove, ooh (yeah), ooh

The point I wanna make about this evil grape
Whether it's for a date or for food on the plate
His villainy betrays his inner psycho ways
Hell, "Death" is in his name

So when he snaps that glove, ooh, ooh
Don't be all apologisin'
And say he's just tryin', save it
Don't give him love, ooh, ooh
Homicidal prick, geez
Thanos, you're a dick, please
Don't snap that glove, ooh, ooh
Oh, please don't, please don't, please don't, please don't (ooh, ooh)
Don't snap that glove, ooh, ooh
Oh-oh-oh-oh

Apparently "Thanos" is the shortened form of the Greek name Athanasios which means "immortal", but I'm pretty sure Death Grimace gets his name from the Greek god Thanatos, who is himself a personification of Death. Can't wait to see this guy get seven shades of shit kicked out of him in Avengers: Endgame.

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Matthias - December 12, 2018 - Report this comment
Mr. T-Cop I don’t feel so good...

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