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Song Parodies -> "Blurred-Word Bird"

Original Song Title:

"Perfect World"

Original Performer:

Gossip

Parody Song Title:

"Blurred-Word Bird"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

The filthiest of feathered friends. A constantly cursing crap-I'm-out-of-alliteration-already-damn.
Oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh well, I
I don't regret it, just makes me giggle
Worth all the starin', but oh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh
The shock I did get, when I first bought it
And his mouth opened, just, whoa-oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh

I gasped, my jaw became so slack
My new parrot needed a black bar on his lungs
To cover those bad words up

I can't believe I bought such a filthy, blurred-word bird
Droppin' f-bombs by the score, ooh-oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh, oh, oh
Worth each buck, don't care 'bout neighbours

Has perfect diction, the words he's pickin'
Are kinda off, but, oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh, what hurts
Are not my feelin's, my lungs aren't breathin'
So hard, I laugh, ooh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh

I ask if he might want a snack
And I'm just sent reelin' by his nasty response
"You smelly dickface, piss off!"

I'm so glad that I bought such a filthy, blurred-word bird
Leaves me rollin' on the floor, ooh-oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh, oh, oh
Get back up then fall down longer
What a filthy, blurred-word bird
No sign of this at the store, ooh-oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh, oh, oh
Front door's shut, now an f-bomber

Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm

Can't get mad, he's just the best, no doubt this
Real blue bird has to stay

Had I known that it was such a filthy, blurred-word bird
Might've backed right out the door, ooh-oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh, oh, oh
No cares what discount was offered
Love my filthy, blurred-word bird
Lacks a name but I am sure, ooh-oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh, oh, oh
If I call him names, he's comin'

Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm

Basically imagine Iago from Aladdin but as re-envisioned by Quentin Tarantino and you maaaay be getting close.

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