The Lyrics
Oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh well, I
I don't regret it, just makes me giggle
Worth all the starin', but oh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh
The shock I did get, when I first bought it
And his mouth opened, just, whoa-oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh
I gasped, my jaw became so slack
My new parrot needed a black bar on his lungs
To cover those bad words up
I can't believe I bought such a filthy, blurred-word bird
Droppin' f-bombs by the score, ooh-oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh, oh, oh
Worth each buck, don't care 'bout neighbours
Has perfect diction, the words he's pickin'
Are kinda off, but, oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh, what hurts
Are not my feelin's, my lungs aren't breathin'
So hard, I laugh, ooh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-ooh
I ask if he might want a snack
And I'm just sent reelin' by his nasty response
"You smelly dickface, piss off!"
I'm so glad that I bought such a filthy, blurred-word bird
Leaves me rollin' on the floor, ooh-oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh, oh, oh
Get back up then fall down longer
What a filthy, blurred-word bird
No sign of this at the store, ooh-oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh, oh, oh
Front door's shut, now an f-bomber
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
Can't get mad, he's just the best, no doubt this
Real blue bird has to stay
Had I known that it was such a filthy, blurred-word bird
Might've backed right out the door, ooh-oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh, oh, oh
No cares what discount was offered
Love my filthy, blurred-word bird
Lacks a name but I am sure, ooh-oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh, oh, oh
If I call him names, he's comin'
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm