-> "Hose"
Original Song Title:
"Toes"
Parody Song Title:
"Hose"
The Lyrics
Shit, my garden might end up wilting
'Cause the current forecast is summer flings
Lack of rain here really stings
And it doesn't help my main solution is borked, dude
Oh-oh-ooh, real basic-ass invention
You'd think malfunctioning would be beyond this thing
But it's simply not true
Something's blocked my hose
Shit, I hope I haven't missed a leak
And now water's been spraying behind me
All over my back fence, oh geez
The water bill might climb out of reach, out of reach
Oh-oh-ooh, but after an inspection
There's no holes in this thing besides the ones it brings
To function right, it's true
Oh-oh-ooh, I can't find any imprints
Of a boot in this thing (hose), no stomp marks to then bring (hose)
A classic cartoon move
Still got a dead hose
Something's blocked my hose
Something's blocked my hose
Something's blocked my hose
Something's blocked my hose
Oh-oh-ooh, one piece, there's no extensions
Yes, I've turned on the thing (hose), can save that clichéd zing (hose)
I'm not a total fool (hose, hose)
Oh-oh-ooh, there's one slapstick convention
That will unblock this thing (hose) and get it all working (hose)
It sucks but it will do (hose)
Look right down the hose (hose, hose)
Block will leave the hose (hose, hose)
Stupid bloody hose
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