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Song Parodies -> "Sorry for Lazy Slobbing"

Original Song Title:

"Sorry for Party Rocking"

Original Performer:

LMFAO

Parody Song Title:

"Sorry for Lazy Slobbing"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2012 self-challenge. Sequel time! Hey, if LMFAO are gonna be lazy with their song titles, may as well pay homage to that with multiple parodies about literal laziness! Makes sense to me, anyway.
So-orry for lazy slobbin'

Yo, I don't have many hobbies, so I just stay slobby at home
And I could not give a cra-ap if this ain't your fav'rite show (really blows)
Remote's somewhere in this house, don't know where the hell it could be
And I can't be arsed standin' up to look, you see-ee-ee
'Fraid so

Ev'ry single day, I'll be lyin' down
So-orry for lazy slobbin'
Helps that my weight stops me runnin' 'round
So-orry for lazy slobbin'
If you don't like my laidback lifestyle
So-orry for lazy slobbin'
Don't give a shit, I'll just be like
So-orry for lazy slobbin'

Lazy, lazy, lazy, I'm kinda lazy
I'll put off any job, you may call me crazy
Got no table manners, really heavy snacker
Eatin' chips with dip right off my gut, that big a slacker
All I need is a long hook, I'm set, bitch
To turn off all the lights and air con, no stretch, bitch
Ev'ry day, I do jack shite, I won't be stoppin'
So-orry for lazy slobbin'

Once I've swallowed this bag of Moros, this is what I'll say
So-orry for lazy slobbin'
And once I crack out some more canned trout, this is what I'll say
So-orry for lazy slobbin'
And once I burp up what I've slurped up, this is what I'll sa-ay
So-orry for lazy slobbin'
And when you throw a hissy fit, call me "messy pig", this is what I'll say
So-orry for lazy slobbin'
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

All day, bud, sittin' on my butt, watchin' crud, eatin' crud, there's no way you can move me
My beanbag is where my ass is, might be grafted on like magic thanks to grease
Ooh geez, feel a shift go through me, quick, go open the bathroom door, dork
It's true, I move, my huge bowels can't hold more
Bit too much info, dude? Don't care, cause you do it, too
Because you're takin' advantage of my lax movement to just gab 'bout the surgery that you do, ooh
Oh yeah, it's gross as shit, since you force me to sit through it
Deal with my sorry ass, will fart through your images
So-orry for lazy slobbin'

Ev'ry single day, I'll keep lyin' down
So-orry for lazy slobbin'
While you explain 'bout impacted bowels
So-orry for lazy slobbin'
So when you whine 'bout my slow lifestyle
So-orry for lazy slobbin'
Don't give a shit, I'll still be like
So-orry for lazy slobbin'

A Moro bar is essentially a not-Mars bar. Chocolate, nougat and caramel tastiness. I could totally eat a whole bag of them. I won't, but I totally could if I thought I could get away with it.

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