-> "Sorry for Lazy Slobbing"
Original Song Title:
"Sorry for Party Rocking"
Parody Song Title:
"Sorry for Lazy Slobbing"
The Lyrics
So-orry for lazy slobbin'
Yo, I don't have many hobbies, so I just stay slobby at home
And I could not give a cra-ap if this ain't your fav'rite show (really blows)
Remote's somewhere in this house, don't know where the hell it could be
And I can't be arsed standin' up to look, you see-ee-ee
'Fraid so
Ev'ry single day, I'll be lyin' down
So-orry for lazy slobbin'
Helps that my weight stops me runnin' 'round
So-orry for lazy slobbin'
If you don't like my laidback lifestyle
So-orry for lazy slobbin'
Don't give a shit, I'll just be like
So-orry for lazy slobbin'
Lazy, lazy, lazy, I'm kinda lazy
I'll put off any job, you may call me crazy
Got no table manners, really heavy snacker
Eatin' chips with dip right off my gut, that big a slacker
All I need is a long hook, I'm set, bitch
To turn off all the lights and air con, no stretch, bitch
Ev'ry day, I do jack shite, I won't be stoppin'
So-orry for lazy slobbin'
Once I've swallowed this bag of Moros, this is what I'll say
So-orry for lazy slobbin'
And once I crack out some more canned trout, this is what I'll say
So-orry for lazy slobbin'
And once I burp up what I've slurped up, this is what I'll sa-ay
So-orry for lazy slobbin'
And when you throw a hissy fit, call me "messy pig", this is what I'll say
So-orry for lazy slobbin'
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
All day, bud, sittin' on my butt, watchin' crud, eatin' crud, there's no way you can move me
My beanbag is where my ass is, might be grafted on like magic thanks to grease
Ooh geez, feel a shift go through me, quick, go open the bathroom door, dork
It's true, I move, my huge bowels can't hold more
Bit too much info, dude? Don't care, cause you do it, too
Because you're takin' advantage of my lax movement to just gab 'bout the surgery that you do, ooh
Oh yeah, it's gross as shit, since you force me to sit through it
Deal with my sorry ass, will fart through your images
So-orry for lazy slobbin'
Ev'ry single day, I'll keep lyin' down
So-orry for lazy slobbin'
While you explain 'bout impacted bowels
So-orry for lazy slobbin'
So when you whine 'bout my slow lifestyle
So-orry for lazy slobbin'
Don't give a shit, I'll still be like
So-orry for lazy slobbin'
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